It was about two weeks ago that I turned 21. In the last two weeks, I have learned a lot about myself and others thanks to alcohol. I would like to share my top ten discoveries with you.
- Alcohol is usually always the answer.
- If alcohol is not the answer, you’ll at least forget the question.
- When sad – drinking will cheer you right up!
- If drinking does not cheer you up, you’re drinking with the wrong people.
- Waking up with a hang over is actually great because you know that your day can only get better!
- You can’t (shouldn’t) be considered an alcoholic until you are out of college.
- Nothing bonds people quite like alcohol does.
- Have a boring friend? Drink a few beers and PRESTO, they’re super interesting.
- I could be drinking three cups of coffee today, but my doctor said that was bad for my heart so…
- Jesus turned water into wine so I don’t understand how it could be bad for you.
