15 Facts Of Life If You Live In The Florida Keys | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Arts Entertainment

15 Facts Of Life If You Live In The Florida Keys

I live where you vacation.

136
15 Facts Of Life If You Live In The Florida Keys
Kiersten Heilbron

Whenever you meet someone they have a tendency to ask where you are from! My answer is that I'm from Key Largo in the Florida Keys. It's small-town living for sure; my graduating class was only 170 kids. We have one movie theatre that only shows about five to six movies at a time. There is no Chipotle or Panera, the only fast food we have is Mcdonalds, Burger King and Wendy's. And there are only two Starbucks in our town. Island life at its finest.

1. If you don't own a boat, there is basically nothing to do.

Giphy

2. It takes 20 minutes to go 8 miles!

Giphy

3. No one knows where the Keys are.

Giphy

4. Everywhere you go, you see someone you know.

Giphy

5. You basically live in a bikini.

Giphy

6. We call Miami the "MainLand."

Giphy

7. People come here for beaches, jokes on them, there are none!

Giphy

8. Most of the time you're sunburnt.

9. Don't even get us started on the 18-mile stretch.

Giphy

10. Sneaking into resorts is what we do for fun (just don't get kicked out).

Giphy

11. It is a really beautiful place to call home.

kiersten Heilbron

12. The community here is like a family.

Giphy

13. You are bound to run into a dolphin or manatee.

Giphy

Giphy

Giphy

14. The fishing and lobstering here are awesome.

Giphy

15. This place is something none of us would ever trade for anything.

Giphy

There are positives and negatives to living in a town that has one exit and one entrance. There are so many great things about The Keys; the environment and the fact that you will always get to see a sunset and sunrise on the same day. The food is so tasty at every restaurant down here, and there is wildlife everywhere you look. The Florida Keys is an amazing experience and a place that captures your heart from the moment you enter it. My home is a place where you are always on island time.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Illistrated image of colorful balloons and fireworks
StableDiffusion

With each new year comes new goals.

Deciding on a goal can be hard, unsure of what to change for this new year. A new goal for myself is to be happier and take care of myself more. I am a very driven person; so driven that I commit to a million and ten things.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

Pros And Cons Of Having A Birthday Near The Holidays

The truth of what it is like having a birthday around the holiday season.

2916
Christmas decoration
Flickr

It's the most wonderful time of the year!! But for some people, including myself and my Dad, it can have its ups and downs when it comes to having a birthday near and around the holiday season. I personally share a birthday with my Dad two days before Christmas. Yes, Christmas Eve Eve is our birthday. Here are a few pros and cons for having a birthday near the holidays.

Keep Reading...Show less
Christmas Tree Lights
Pixabay

It is that time of year again. Christmastime. It is one of my favorite seasons for a myriad of reasons. Here are just a few reasons why I love Christmas. This list is in no order of importance.

1. The Christmas decorations

I am that person who will decorate directly after Thanksgiving is over. This year, my roommates and I put the tree up in our apartment before we even left for Thanksgiving break. It is a great stress reliever for me to just sit in my living room and work on the huge amount of work I have before the semester is over.

Keep Reading...Show less
girl with santa hat
Photo by Toa Heftiba on Unsplash

'Tis the season to be jolly folks, and if you're anything like me, then at the stroke of midnight on Halloween your home went from wicked to winter

Keep Reading...Show less
mistake
Project Eve

Mistakes are something we all make, no matter how old we get. Most of the time, the mistakes we made are little and sometimes due to something out of our control. Yet, there are mistakes that are bigger than others. Personally, I have mistakes that I wish I could go back and undo. Here they are:

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments