Justin Bieber is back and in a big way!
Bieber released his brand new album "Purpose" November 13th and slayed the charts with his singles "Love yourself" at #1 and "Sorry" at #2 for 4 consecutive weeks. He is the first artist since Elvis Presley and the Beatles to knock himself off the number one spot. His album broke Spotify records with 205 Million streams globally and he nabbed himself a Grammy nomination for his feature on the Skrillex and Diplo track "Where Are Ü Now."
Bieber has been on every talk show from here to Kingdom come and just announced his tour dates for his U.S. and European tour in 2016. This kid is on top of the world, to say the least. Beliebers are shelling out serious dough to see him in concert. Nosebleeds seats for $200 to front row at a whopping $1900 EACH. Now I personally am a college student and I don't have two nickels to rub together. However, that's not going to stop me from seeing this beautiful crooner in action, I will just have to get creative. I have figured out what I have to do to see Justin Bieber in concert next year.
1. Don't pay your rent that month
2. Don't pay your rent for 6 months
3. Sell your organs on the black market
4. Win the lottery
5. Rig the lottery
6. Sell someone else's organs on the black market
7. Get plastic surgery and pretend you're a long lost Kardashian
8. Live in a tent
9. Mooch off of other people for food
10. Blackmail someone in the Royal family
11. Become an uber driver
12. Don't pay any of your bills
13. Be good at gambling
14. Tell your grandma that she forget your birthday once a week
15. Borrow money from all of your friends without telling them
16. Sell your blood
17. Deal drugs on the weekends
18. Live off of crackers
19. Move back in with your parents
20. Catfish someone on Ashley Madison and then threaten to tell their spouse
21. Find a sugar daddy
22. Find a sugar mama
23. Make your own money
24. Counterfeit style
25. Burn down your house for the insurance money
26. Be the creator of Facebook
27. Invest in the stock market
28. Go back in time and invent sliced bread
29. Grow up privileged
30. Rig the stock market
31. Sell your soul
32. Get vine famous
33. Take a penny from every take a penny leave a penny stores in your state
34. Rob a bank
35. That one is obvious
36. Get adopted by Daddy Warbucks
37. Marry an old billionaire
38. Wait for them to die
39. Find old man Crowley's will
40. Save your money
41. Sell everything you own and live in solitaire for a year
42. Marry a B list celebrity
43. Sell other people's blood
44. Pick up a few odd jobs
45. Find buried treasure