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What If Eating Too Much Pizza Was The New Drinking Too Much Beer ?

Hello pizza, goodbye alcohol.

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What If Eating Too Much Pizza Was The New Drinking Too Much Beer ?

We often see movies where college students are getting so drunk that they can barely function the next day. Such as "22 Jump Street" representing how college students are taking ridiculously dangerous drugs. Or "Spring Breakers" stealing money and going out drinking with men they don't know. I am not sure why but I guess these kinds of movies about college, which 98 percent of the time are false, are attractive to young viewers. I am going into junior year and I know a lot of people who drink like crazy but they have never looked like a college movie.

But have you ever wondered what it would be like if one day you ran into an old friend from college and they said: "Hey remember when we ordered an extra large pizza and you threw it all up because you ate too much?". Like why can't we create such crazy memories that come from eating too much pizza and then make fun of each other because they couldn't finish a large pepperoni? Let's all admit that everyone loves eating pizza at 12 a.m. or later because we get the munchies. My college literally lives on so much Domino's deliveries I'm surprised the delivery drivers don't just live on campus. I know I have ordered pizza with my friends and we love remembering what happened the last time we got pizza. We were all hanging out in the lounge being weird and crazy, we all had five different boxes a couple of huge sodas and brownies for dessert. We were all gossiping, laughing, trying the different snapchat filters and even being a little loud, and it was one of the most memorable nights I remember with my group of friends.

We all get that large pizza that we claim we can finish but end up getting so stuffed and fall asleep. Then the next day we wake up we are laying in pizza boxes seeing that we had three pieces that we were too full to finish. Can you imagine how funny and great college would be if we only looked forward to getting way too much pizza and waking up surrounded by friends and pieces of pizza we couldn't finish? The best part about pizza is that it's cheese, there's no age limit, you can get it really cheap, you don't need a license, and there's no migraines or extreme thirsts. We don't need alcohol to get crazy because we can use soda and coffee for that. There's no secret that pizza is the number one college favorite food anyway.

I know I personally get excited about ordering pizza and super big soda with friends. Because that means there are long relaxing or crazy conversations that night. Those types of night are the best college nights ever!

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