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What Goes Through Everyone's Mind While Riding The Bus On Campus

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Shelby Volkert
Apr 26, 2017
Georgia Southern University
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What Goes Through Everyone's Mind While Riding The Bus On Campus

A college bus can be great when you're running late, coffee in hand, and slowly dying of sleep deprivation. In all it's greatness, however, there are still some things that go through your mind while traveling across campus on the bus.

1. Can you not put your backpack in a seat? I'm trying to sit down here.


2. If this bus driver slams on the breaks one more time, I may lose my mind.

3. Please, please, please let me cram into this bus that's already 50 people deep. I'm late.

4. Maybe this wasn't a good idea.

5. Screw it. I'm walking next time.

6. Screw this walking. I'll suffer the bus.

7. School is tough. Maybe I can just get hit by the bus next time.


8. MOVE TO THE BACK. I'M LATE.

9. Oh hi. I love when your butt is in my face.

10. Please don't talk to me.

11. Oh, look, another butt in my face.

12. There's a bug in that girl's hair. Should I tell her? Nah.

13. Awe so sweet to let me sit down.

14. This is worse than a roller coaster.

15. Sorry, I just stomped on your foot.. lost my balance.


I will forever be impressed by the insane amount of students that will cram themselves into a bus to avoid being late. I'm even more impressed on the balance people have when they're forced to stand up with no personal space. To the bus drivers, I will scream if you slam on the breaks once again, but I will gladly thank you if you accidently hit me before this exam.


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