After the most amazing Super Bowl ever, I thought it was time to explain why Patriots fans are the best.
1. You look forward to every game.
Even if you don't completely understand football, you look forward to putting on your crazy Pats gear and you fake it till you make it, very loudly.
2. No one can beat Tom Brady.
He's practically a god on the field. I'm partly convinced that he's one of Zeus' kids. After coming back from losing by 25 points, anything is possible.
3. You never give up on the Pats.
Even when it looks like all hope is lost, there is still a glimpse of hope. They can do anything!
4. You proudly talk about the greatest team in the NFL.
Yeah, that's right, we have the greatest quarterback and head coach of all time, not to mention a pretty outstanding team. You jealous?
5. When people talk badly about the Pats, you get personally offended.
Excuse me? Tom Brady isn't the best? Look up the facts buddy, how dare you talk about him like that. You better shut your mouth, your team hasn't won any Super Bowl's lately, has it?
6. You will never root for another team.
If you get married to a Cowboys or Giants fan, it's kind of a taboo. And if you do marry someone who is a fan of another team, you better convert them, cause there's no way you are rooting for anyone else besides the Patriots.
