Some of us are just perpetually single, whether it's because our standards are too high, our personality is an acquired taste, or because we are crazy brats. The fact still stands that there are certain things, facts of life, shared experiences and emotions that only the perpetually single can truly understand, ten of which are listed below.
1. When your parents try to sell you to guys.
And all you can hear is:
"Oh yes, well my daughter Abby is a writer and a nursing major. Also, she comes with 2 goats and a cow...good deal...many babies."
2. So, why don't you have a boyfriend?
I JUST CA'NT DECIDE FROM THE PLETHORA OF MEN WHO FALL AT MY FEET BEGGING FOR MY AFFECTION.
3. When you see the cute guy you have been crushing on.
4. When you see said cute guy's girlfriend.
5. When your friend sees the cute guy.
6. When the cute guy breaks up with his girlfriend.
HI!
7. Knowing that guys know you exist but seem to forget that you're female.
EHH...well y'all are missing out on this hunk of pure feminine perfection.
8. Having crazy imaginary relationships.
Theodor, Henry, Rosemary, and Titus Gladwin.
9. This question is a constant.
10. But also realizing that being single can be a blessing in disguise.
While all your girlfriends are on dates or crying about failed relationships you're over here studying and getting good grades!
