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10 Things To Expect When You're Not Expecting Any Dates

Ahh yes--it is another article about being single.

Abby Moreau

Nov 28, 2016

University of Louisiana at Monroe

10 Things To Expect When You're Not Expecting Any Dates

Maggie Riggans via The Odyssey

Some of us are just perpetually single, whether it's because our standards are too high, our personality is an acquired taste, or because we are crazy brats. The fact still stands that there are certain things, facts of life, shared experiences and emotions that only the perpetually single can truly understand, ten of which are listed below.

1. When your parents try to sell you to guys.

And all you can hear is:

"Oh yes, well my daughter Abby is a writer and a nursing major. Also, she comes with 2 goats and a cow...good deal...many babies."

2. So, why don't you have a boyfriend?

I JUST CA'NT DECIDE FROM THE PLETHORA OF MEN WHO FALL AT MY FEET BEGGING FOR MY AFFECTION.

3. When you see the cute guy you have been crushing on.

4. When you see said cute guy's girlfriend.

5. When your friend sees the cute guy.

6. When the cute guy breaks up with his girlfriend.

HI!

7. Knowing that guys know you exist but seem to forget that you're female.

EHH...well y'all are missing out on this hunk of pure feminine perfection.

8. Having crazy imaginary relationships.

Theodor, Henry, Rosemary, and Titus Gladwin.

9. This question is a constant.

10. But also realizing that being single can be a blessing in disguise.

While all your girlfriends are on dates or crying about failed relationships you're over here studying and getting good grades!

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10 Things To Expect When You're Not Expecting Any Dates

Ahh yes--it is another article about being single.

1. When your parents try to sell you to guys.

2. So, why don't you have a boyfriend?

3. When you see the cute guy you have been crushing on.

5. When your friend sees the cute guy.

6. When the cute guy breaks up with his girlfriend.

7. Knowing that guys know you exist but seem to forget that you're female.

8. Having crazy imaginary relationships.

9. This question is a constant.

10. But also realizing that being single can be a blessing in disguise.

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It's not just business as usual.

Constantly having to dress business formal.

Group projects.

Applying for internships.

Being told your major is easy.

You just want to be rich already.

Explaining to people why you're a business major.

Using LinkedIn like it's Facebook.

You grow up too fast.

Trying way too hard to make a good impression on companies at career fairs.

Many of your professors have foreign accents.

You don't want to graduate, but you know that you're more than ready.

10 things that most incoming college freshmen have no idea about.

Your Schedule

The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

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