What Every Horse Owner Understands | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

What Every Horse Owner Understands

Horses can be a dream or a night "mare"... or both!

76
What Every Horse Owner Understands
Cassie Shelton

Whenever you talk about the horse world to people who are not familiar with it, they simply cannot relate. No matter how many times I tell people that a pony is NOT a baby horse, they will never get it. Usually, it is easier to talk to my 2000 pound best friend than it is to talk to people. So here are some things that every horse owner can understand! The dreams and night "mares" in the life of a horse owner.

1. Barn dirt is not the same as regular dirt

Yes, we go straight from the barn to eating food without a second thought about washing our hands. It's who we are, take it or leave it.

2. That feeling when you walk into the barn

Walking into the barn is like going home after being gone for a long time. It's that sense of home and comfort and the welcoming by the neighs of those you love most.

3. How your legs feel after a long ride

After a five-hour trail ride, your legs will feel as if they are jello. Try your best not to fall down!

4. That feeling when you see a plastic bag before your horse does

Seeing a plastic bag before your horse does is like seeing a wreck before it happens. Yes, a 2000 pound animal is scared of a plastic bag.

5. How your butt looks after riding bareback

It doesn't matter what time of the year, your butt is destined to look like this if you ride bareback.

6. Shedding season

It will look like you killed a small animal after brushing your horse during shedding season

7. Being stereotyped

Oh, so controlling a one-ton animal while on it's back isn't a sport? Hahahaha. If only they understood....

8. Horse kisses are the best kisses

There is something special about horse kisses. It cannot be explained in words, if you're a horse person, you know what I mean.

9. They can be quite moody... especially ponies

Non-horse people see tiny and adorable creatures. Horse people see little spawns of satan.

10. Losing your balance (and dignity) and falling off

It is inevitable. Whether you have been riding for two years or are a 30-year veteran, you will fall off... more than once... and it will hurt.

11. The love between a horse and owner

Horses can be a huge pain mentally and physically. But at the end of the day, the love between you and your horse makes it worth the pain and dirt.


Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

A Year At JMU As Told By 'Bob's Burgers'

The world's greatest university meets the world's greatest show.

93
Bob's Burgers
collegian.com

A year at JMU promises many great adventures. The journey of becoming a duke and learning what being a duke is all about is really exciting and a lot of fun. Of course, we all know that James Madison University is the greatest university in Virginia (perhaps even the entire country). There are many events and moments at JMU that are cherished and remembered by all dukes.

Keep Reading...Show less
birthday party

My birthday has never been my favorite holiday. I've found that I'm more excited to celebrate my friends' and family members' birthdays more than my own. I don't like being the center of attention, so I usually celebrate over dinner with a small group of family and friends. This way, I can enjoy myself naturally without feeling like I have to entertain everyone and make sure they are satisfied. In the past when I've had large parties, I was so nervous that people weren't perfectly content that I didn't enjoy myself at my own celebration.

Keep Reading...Show less
thinking
College Informations

Most of us have already started the spring semester, and for those of you who haven't started yet, you suck.

It seems like coming back from winter break wouldn't really be a break all things considered, since we all come back to school and pick up right where we left off. We know exactly what to expect, yet we're unprepared every single time.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

Dear Future Me, Life Is Tough But Please Remember These 14 Things

You can forget to breathe OR to buy fruit OR to even pet a dog but you cannot forget these things!!

78
Dear Future Me, Life Is Tough But Please Remember These 14 Things
Distractify

Dear Future Me,

I know you still overthink everything and you care too much, but I hope you're loving life regardless of what you're going through. Trust me the ups and downs in life are helping you and shaping you remember that. I know that you think you are wiser and "cooler" than me now but I hope you remember these 14 things that have taught you so much already.

Keep Reading...Show less
I'm serious

There are tons of unisex names that are popular: Taylor, Alex, Bailey, etc. There are also numerous names that are used for both sexes, but they’re not seen as “unisex” yet. People are slowly becoming accustomed to the dual use of these names, but for the most part, in their minds they associate certain names with certain sexes. And that leaves those of us with these names in many awkward situations.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments