1. All student loans paid off
2. Free coffee every day
3. Creepy guys to back off at the bar/parties
4. Acing finals
5. Someone to go to work for you
6. Getting the perfect internship
7. A puppy
8. A bunch of puppies
9. Lifetime supply of wine
10. Nick Viall to not be the Bachelor (Luke Pell instead please)
11. Nick Jonas to be your boyfriend
12. A clean bedroom
13. World peace
14. People to stop asking you what you're doing after college
15. Someone to pay my Netflix bill
16. A guaranteed job after graduation
17. For your boyfriend to listen to you
18. Someone to pay your rent
19. All of the Hannah Montana show to go back on Netflix
20. Bring McDreamy back
21. No more text messages reminding you that you've "used 90% of your data"
22. Being able to eat cinnamon rolls and McDonalds but still have a flat stomach
23. Great body in general
24. Free textbooks
25. Someone to pay for my Spotify account
26. Gas money
27. Personal massage therapist
28. Personal chef
29. Professors to be more understanding
30. More Instagram likes
31. Going bra-less to be acceptable
32. Leggings to become formal wear
33. Some more puppies