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30 Perfect Life Lessons Cher Horowitz Taught Us All

Whoever said she was clueless was totally buggin.

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30 Perfect Life Lessons Cher Horowitz Taught Us All
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Ever since the first time I watched the cult-classic, "Clueless," it held a special place in my heart. And, it carries the title of being one of my all-time favorite movies. However, the title character, 15-year-old Beverly Hills princess Cher Horowitz, proved to be far from clueless. In actuality, I learned a lot from Cher throughout the movie each, and every time I watched it.

I believe that if you've seen this great movie, you learned a thing or two from her, too.

Cher taught us a lot about life. AS IF you didn't already notice.

1. How to use euphemisms

2. How to pick your friends

3. How to keep your priorities in line


4. How to turn failures into successes

5. How to cook

6. How to comfort your friends

7. How to never settle for less than you deserve

8. How to flirt with boys

9. But more importantly, how to reject them

10. How to stay cultured by reading fine literary works

11. And how to accurately quote these literary works later on

12. How to decipher mixed signals

13. How to stay open minded

14. How to properly assemble an ensemble

15. How to be graceful and smooth


16. How to make sure you're doing enough for you relationship

17. How to chew gum (sorta)

18. How to bluntly call people out

19. How to effectively explain your feelings

20. How to drive

21. How to make a great impression on people

22. How to give a heartfelt apology

23. How to play sports

24. How to be mature for your age

25. How to admit you're wrong

26. How to help a friend get through a breakup


27. How to stay self-aware

28. How to create a persona people can easily categorize you by

29. How to evaluate your situation


30. And most importantly: How to respond to nearly anything with two words

Clueless they say? As if!

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