Every girl has yelled this at least once while collar grabbing their BFF and busting her eardrums. It’s the classic line, “Hell yeah. This is my jam, betch!”

Even if you don’t remember shouting this out, ladies, every guy has seen you break it down to “your mother-freaking jam” at one time or another.

 So, dudes, listen up because this moment of girly-ness can be a tell-all about what this chick is into and what she’s about. Given that you have the skills every man should possess to show these girls a good time, here are the potential scenarios that might occur based on the magic of music:

“Timber” by Pitbull, Featuring Ke$ha

By now everyone has heard this song at least a half-a-million times. It was cool for the first few listens, and then you realized, "Wow, this could be one of the most annoying songs I’ve ever heard." If a girl happens to call this “her jam,” walk away immediately. Just like the song, this girl will be cute, playful, and will intrigue you tremendously... for about three and a half minutes. After that she will start to sound about as repetitive as a professor's lecture, asking you with slurred words, “What’s your major?” about six times in a matter of 12 minutes. Get a damn clue, dudes. The only thing at the end of the night that’s going down is an earful you will forget, and -- do I even have to mention, no hookup for you.

“Stay the Night” by Zedd, featuring Hayley Williams of Paramore

Surprise! The girl who is infuriatingly shrieking, “Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh are you gonna stay the night” is probably going to hook up with you if you play your cards right. Somehow the lyrics subliminally put this idea into her head that someone should stay the night, and if you’re in the right place at the right time, she will ask you in her normal tone of voice (not off pitch screeching), “Are you gonna stay the night?” 

“F••• It’” by Eamon

Stay away from this emotional train wreck. 

“Work It” by Missy Elliot or “My Neck, My Back (Lick it)” by Khia

This girl is borderline dangerous. If you see this chick shaking real nasty at the bar, I vote to jump on it. But, let me caution you, this girl is not for the faint of heart. If you have not heard these two songs, I encourage you to look them up. According to Flavorwire.com, these two lyrical gems made it to 20 All-Time Best Lyrics About Sex. But let me tell you, if you’re thinking that you’ll be controlling the situation at any point in the evening, you are in for a rude awakening. In any case, follow this girl to the dance floor, show her a good time and, in the words of Missy Elliot, you will “Get Your Freak On."

“Mesmerize” by Ja Rule and Ashanti

Jackpot. If you start singing Ja Rule’s seductive lyrics in this masterpiece of a song and the lady you’ve been after for the night sings Ashanti right back at you, then go ahead and pat yourself on the back. You have found the crème de la crème, so buy this pretty woman a drink and put all your chips in because this is a royal flush. Treat her right because if she’s rocking out to Ja Rule and Ashanti, TLC is probably on her playlist as well and we all know that scrubs definitely won't be gettin' no love from her.