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If I were The Bachelorette

Step aside Jojo I'll show you how it's done.

Samantha Giordano
Aug 01, 2016
Kent State University
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Come on, we are all guilty of being obsessed with the idea of love. And we're even more obsessed with watching people find love via ABC on Monday nights. Don't you ever wonder what it would be like to be the Bachelorette?

Cats, Cats everywhere.

The person I marry would obviously have to be okay living with 1-3 cats at a time. So when all the men arrive to win my heart the mansion will be blessed with the presence of about 20 friendly kittens and cats. Get those cat haters out of the picture early so it doesn't become a problem in the future. Also, I can picture a perfect group date doing cat yoga.

Pizza instead of roses.

Because roses wilt and pizza makes the soul happy. I can imagine it perfectly standing in a room full of drop dead gorgeous men until the whole box is empty. "Ben Higgins, will you accept this pizza my heart?" Has the perfect ring to it. This might become a problem when I blow ABCs budget on pizza because I will probably eat it all before I even get the chance to talk to the guys.

Meeting the family would come a lot sooner.

(No I don't mean my cat family I just love this gif) If I'm going to be frolicking around the world with a large group of attractive men my judgment is for sure going to be cloudy. My family is big and opinionated and if they don't like someone they will let me know and we can narrow it down from there.

I'd have hidden cameras in where the men live.

For two reasons: Reason number one is to see how the guys really act and react to living with others. I mean if we are getting engaged after this you better be able to live civil with other humans. Number two there is always that one guy that makes it pretty far in the house that has two completely different personalities and the guys always have to go to girl and she is always unsure this way I would know what was going down.

Drake instead of Chris Harrison

Just because I find Chris a little annoying. I know he's a staple of the Bachelor but every episode can't be the "most dramatic episode yet." Drake would be the perfect host for 3 reasons. Reason number one: he's sensitive and would really motivate me to make the right decision. Reason number two: he's hot but off limits (he and Rihanna are a perfect couple). Reason number three: a whole new viewing audience. Think about all the Drake fans who would start watching just because Drake is hosting. This is pure genius, you're welcome ABC.

And that my friends would be the best season of the Bachelorette you'd ever obsess with. Now I will just sit back and wait for ABC to be in contact with me.

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