Mr. and Mrs. didn’t have names anymore. They used to have very pretty, appealing names and a brick house with a garden and a large family and even a cat, who also had a nice name. Sometimes, if Mr. and Mrs. thought really hard, they could remember small remnants of the lives they used to lead. The one thing they remembered the most was the sound of beautiful music. “A melody,” Mrs. would say with dreamy eyes. “A beautiful melody.” Mr. would nod and lean his head back in an attempt to dream of the music. Life was much simpler since they had been forgiven. Nearly all thoughts and memories of life below had been forgotten; all but the strongest.
It was the 700th day of Forever when it happened. As Mr. and Mrs. approached their front door on the way home from their daily stroll in the communal garden, they noticed something very strange. The door was ever so slightly ajar. “I’m sure that I closed the door behind us,” Mr. assured.
“Are you certain?” Mrs. asked. Mr. nodded as though to assure her once more.
“I’m sure that it’s nothing,” Mrs. reasoned. Mr. nodded again and pushed the door open. The door did not squeak. Nothing in Forever squeaked. In fact, everything in Forever was perfect. The grass was always freshly mown although no one ever attended to it, the weather always sunny and beautiful, and the dishes were always clean. You simply did not use a dish in Forever that you did not clean.The first thing that Mr. noticed as he pushed open their front door was that the dishes were not clean. There, sitting directly in the middle of their perfect, walnut dining table, sat a glass. The glass was partially filled with a clear substance. Almost more unheard of than dirty dishes in Forever was the waste of necessary resources.
“Did you forget to drink your water this morning?” Mr. asked, his face scrunching up in a confused manner.
“No, of course not,” Mrs. retorted. “I haven’t a clue how that got there. Would you like me to wash it?”
Mr. frowned. “Wash it? Shouldn’t we drink it first?”
Mrs. shook her head. “If I drink it, and the water belongs to you, then I have taken something of yours. If you drink it, and the water belongs to me, then you have taken something of mine.”
Had Mr. and Mrs. not been staring so deeply into the mysterious water glass, perhaps they would have heard the young girl scurry into the kitchen and take a stance directly behind them. She was a small girl, her face metaphorically marred with years of emotional abuse. Her mousy brown hair was matted and dirty. Her most outstanding feature were her eyes, which were beautiful and green despite the painful story that they told. She cleared her throat quietly. Mrs. jumped and turned on her heels. Her husband, who was a little hard of hearing was still staring intently at the water glass. Mrs. tapped him on the shoulder. He turned and locked eyes with the girl.
“Excuse me,” Mr. began. “But who are you?”
The little girl crossed her arms nervously.
“I said,” Mr. continued. “Who are you?”
Mrs. said nothing. She simply looked into the eyes of the little girl and cocked her head to the side inquisitively. The little girl, although dirty and worn, looked familiar. Sometimes, as Mrs. rested in her bed at night and waited for sleep to overcome her, she saw a beautiful pair of magnificent green eyes in her mind. These eyes lulled her to sleep on numerous occasions; they made her feel at peace. The magnificent green eyes that Mrs. often thought of were quite prominent on the face of the little girl. “I know you,” Mrs. said so quietly that it was nearly a whisper.
“What was that?” Mr. asked.
Mrs. took a step forward and reached her hand out to the girl. The girl took a step back as though she was afraid. “The w-water,” she stuttered. “It’s mine.”
Mr. scoffed and picked up the water glass. “Well, here,” he gestured. “If this belongs to you, you should drink it. Just remember to wash the dish when you’re through and then be on your way.”
The little girl shook her head back and forth. “I can’t go,” she pleaded.
Mr. frowned. “Can’t go?” He asked.
The little girl clutched her hands to her heart, tears welling in her outstanding green eyes. “Don’t you remember me?” She asked quietly.
“Remember you? How can I remember someone that I’ve only just met?” Mr. asked.
“You have to remember me! You have to! How do you not recognize me? Can’t you even remember my name? My name is-“
“Melody.”
The room fell silent. All eyes on the voice who had spoken the little girl’s name.
“Melody,” Mrs. said again.
The little girl’s frown grew into a faint smile. “I knew you’d never forget, Mom. I knew you wouldn’t.”
“Of course I wouldn’t forget you, Melody. I could never forget you. Not even after my death. Welcome, Melody.”
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I think the hardest thing about going away to college is figuring out how to become an adult. Leaving a household where your parents took care of literally everything (thanks, Mom!) and suddenly becoming your own boss is overwhelming. I feel like I'm doing a pretty good job of being a grown-up, but once in awhile I do something that really makes me feel like I'm #adulting. Twenty-somethings know what I'm talking about.
1. Taking care of yourself when you're sick
When I was younger, my mom took such good of me if I got sick. Now, if I puke, I have to clean it up. Gross. I also have to make my own chicken noodle soup. I wish my mom could take of me forever.
2. Making a to-do list
To-do lists are so mom-ish, but I thrive off of them. Plus, they make me feel accomplished as heck.
3. Planning your activities around the weather
It never fails to make me feel old when I say, "There's a chance of snow on Thursday. How about we do Friday instead?"
4. Scheduling your own doctor’s appointments
Most twenty-somethings fear talking on the phone, myself included. I draw the line at going to the doctor alone, though.
5. Getting your own toilet paper
Nothing makes me feel like I'm officially #adulting like picking up a giant pack of toilet paper at Target...or smuggling some rolls in my backpack.
6. Making food without needing to ask your mom questions
"Yeah, Mom? Can you use canola oil instead of vegetable oil? Okay, thanks."..."Hey Mom, me again. This recipe wants two cups of sugar, but I only have one and a half. Should I just try it anyways?"
7. Holding your tongue
In high school, I was a lot more willing to comment on racist Facebook statuses and sexist Tweets. Now, I'd rather just avoid the conflict. It isn't worth it.
8. Saving your paycheck (or your tax refund) to pay your bills
I was excited to get money back from my tax refund, but it all went right back into my bank account. When you're 20 years old, responsibilities come before shopping sprees, unfortunately.
9. Balancing your checkbook
Do people in their twenties write checks, or is it just me? There's something so satisfying about getting a sum in your checkbook that equals the sum on your bank account.
10. Going places alone
In high school, I didn't do anything alone. Now, I enjoy my solitude a little more. I walk to class alone and eat lunch by myself. It makes me appreciate my friends so much more!
11. Packing your own lunches
I miss the days where my mom made my lunches for me. Now I just make a sandwich and wish someone had cut the crust off.
12. Actually eating your vegetables...on purpose
I never thought my fridge would have carrots, broccoli and celery in it. I still don't really like raw vegetables, but I know they're good for me, so I force myself to eat them.
13. Taking a multivitamin
I've got to make sure I'm getting all my vitamins so I can stay healthy. That way I don't have to call the doctor!
14. Planning a life after graduation
Resumes, cover letters and job applications are the worst part of #adulting because they remind me that, someday, I will be a full-time adult. Scary.
8 Things That Anyone Who Went To A Small School Knows
Sometimes bigger isn't always better.
I went to a small high school, like 120-people-in-my-graduating-class small. It definitely had some good and some bad, and if you also went to a small high school, I’m sure you’ll relate to the things that I went through.
1. If something happens, everyone knows about it
Who hooked up with whom at the party? Yeah, heard about that an hour after it happened. You failed a test? Sorry, saw on Twitter last period. Facebook fight or, God forbid, real fight? It was on half the class’ Snapchat story half an hour ago. No matter what you do, someone will know about it.
2. Never getting to be invisible
I like to stand out, but even I sometimes wish I could just blend in. Whether it be a bad hair day, or a sick day, or just a day where you don’t want to talk to anyone, there are some times when you just want to be another face in the crowd so you don’t have to deal with anyone. You do not get this luxury at a small school. If your hair looks bad or your jeans have a hole in them, you feel like everyone is staring at you. If you’re in a bad mood, someone will still say hi to you in the hallway and you still have to smile and wave back, because they will notice if you don’t. Standing out can be a good thing, but never getting the protection of a crowd sometimes really sucks.
3. Knowing every single thing about every single person in the town
You’ve gone to school with most of these people since you were eight years old (or younger), so you know everything. You could tell me the name of someone in my grade, and I could probably tell you what they want to study, what side of town they live on, if they have any siblings, and where they’re going to college.
4. New kids are a big deal
Most new kid stories are that they felt forgotten and lost in such a big, scary school. Not in small schools! Every couple years when there was a new kid, everyone would want to talk to them, because we had been stuck talking to the same people for the last 12 years of our lives!
5. It’s hard to make new friends
Your friend pool is so small that having more than 5 close friends is a rarity for most people. Once you weed out the mean people, the annoying people, the people you don’t really click with, and the people who have no interest in you, you’re down to a low number of potential best friends.
6. On that note ... the dating pool is even smaller!
Most people’s boyfriends come from out of town, because who wants to date the kid who knew you when you had braces or the girl who saw you pee your pants in 1st grade? Better to find someone who can know you for the person you are now and not the acne-covered tween you were then!
7. Teachers are weirdly close to their students
Not in a bad way, but I know a lot of people at my school who are really close to one teacher or another. Whether it's the advisor to a club or the teacher of your favorite subject, odds are that every student in a small school has a teacher that they can go to for anything.
8. It forced you to make friends out of school
Because your school was so small, you knew that going out of town was your only hope to make more than two friends! This forced you to get out of your comfort zone and find new people to hang out with, who might have later turned into your best friends.
10 Times We All Related To Chandler Bing On A Spiritual Level
"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love"
I'm assuming that we've all heard of the hit 90's TV series, Friends, right? Who hasn't? Admittedly, I had pretty low expectations when I first started binge watching the show on Netflix, but I quickly became addicted.
Without a doubt, Chandler Bing is the most relatable character, and there isn't an episode where I don't find myself thinking, Yup, Iam definitely the Chandler of my friend group.
Here are 10 Chandler moments that made us all see the "Chan Chan Man" within all of us.
I mean, besides this obvious one:
1. That Time He Tested Out His Flirting Skills and This Happened
2. When He Was Willing to Do Anything to Avoid Confrontation
3. When He Couldn't Handle Awkward, Emotional Situations
But, hey, at least he owns up to it!
4. How He Reacted Whenever His Friends Ignored Him
5. All of the Times He Worried About His Failing Love Life
6. Whenever He Tried to Whip Himself Into Shape
He tried really hard.
7. How He Handled New People and New Experiences
8. Whenever His Friends Got Annoying, He Was Always the Voice of Reason
9. He Always Knew How to Jam
10. He Finds a Way to Make Any Situation More Fun
Sure, he may be awkward and desperate for love, but if you're the Chandler of the group, your flaws just make you even more adorable!
Working with the public can be a job, in and of itself. Some people are just plain rude for no reason. But regardless of how your day is going, always having to be in the best of moods, or at least act like it... right?
1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.
2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.
3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!
4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!
5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!
6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!
7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.
8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.
9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!
10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!
11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!
12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!
I enjoy my job don't get me wrong... but sometimes all I have to say is IT GETS OLD!
11 Things That Happen When You Suffer From Resting B*tch Face
It's just my face, I swear.
RBF, or resting b*tch face, is a serious condition that many people suffer from worldwide. Suffers are often bombarded with daily questions such as "Are you OK?" and "Why are you so mad?" If you have RBF, you've probably had numerous people tell you to "just smile!"
While this question trend can get annoying, there are a couple of pros to having RBF.
For example, you are never stopped by people in the mall trying to sell you stuff, and it's secretly fun to hear that someone was a little intimidated by you when you first met.
That being said, the downside is that people always think you hate them and social events are tragic because you always looked pissed off or bored. In the end, no matter how extreme your RBF is, you probably encounter/have encountered a handful of these 11 situations.
1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.
But the whole time you talked to them you tried really hard to seem happy and friendly and genuinely thought you pulled it off.
2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.
And you can't help but roll your eyes, which probably doesn't help your case.
3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."
Not like you haven't heard that before. It's expected and doesn't even come as a surprise anymore.
4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.
You smiling 24/7 is way worse than your mean face. Trust me.
5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."
You gave up on trying to convince everyone that it's just your face!
6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.
Whoops. Better go send them an apology text.
7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.
Probably because your face doesn't really signal that you're joking, but you've learned to make it clear you're just kidding by laughing obnoxiously.
8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.
And you think, "maybe that's why people don't talk to me..."
9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.
It's a cold world out there for people with RBF.
10. Your "mad face" scares you.
*shudders*
11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.
"I can't repeat it enough that it is just my face."