Buying Christmas gifts is one of the hardest tasks to complete, especially when you don't know what to get your friends and family members. My friends always have a hard time deciding what to get me since I'm a "dorkasaurus" with weird tastes, and I'm sure I'm not the only person who deals with this issue. Since Christmas is a mere two weeks away, here is a list of potential gifts for your favorite dweeb.
1. Any T-Shirt With A Cat Or Psychedelic Theme (or both) On It
Who doesn't love a good cat shirt? Cats are love, cats are life, and your favorite weirdo will love this cat shirt.
2. Mugs With Lame Phrases
A typical monogrammed or sports-themed coffee cup is nice and all, but a mug that could potentially be embarrassing for public use is a great idea, too. Here's one of my personal favorites.
3. Bacon Band-Aids
Making injuries weirdly awesome since probably the '90s.
4. Little Tiny Baby Hands (and feet)
Probably the weirdest gifts ever, but they're really fun to mess with and are great for freaking people out.
5. Tacky Socks
Socks are necessities during the winter, and your weird friend will never turn down crazy foot accessories. In the spirit of being festive, here are some Santa socks that rock your current foot garments off.
6. A Bigfoot Believer Keychain
Even if your friend doesn't believe in the 'Squatch, this piece is definitely guaranteed to be a conversation starter.
7. Emergency Underwear
Sometimes, you can't control your urges to go... and sometimes, you need to have an extra pair of underpants. Surprisingly enough, someone has made money off of emergency tighty whiteys, and you can get them for your goofy pal.
8. A Cone Of Shame Air Freshener
Nobody likes a stinky car. Give your dorky friend the gift of cuteness and good smells with this air freshener.
9. A Sloth Bowl
Sloths are currently the titleholder for everyone's favorite exotic animal, so give a gift that will last forever: a sloth bowl.
10. A Memorial Ornament
Aside from the Presidential Election campaign and race, the greatest tragedy of the year was the loss of one of our favorite silverbacks, Harambe. Help your friend memorialize the greatest with this ornament.