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Weird Stuff I'm Thankful For

A Traditional Gratitude List for the Weirdo

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Weird Stuff I'm Thankful For
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Thanksgiving is fast approaching so I thought I would write a what I'm thankful for list, but rather than name all the traditional things, instead here are the weird things I'm thankful for.

Read. Enjoy. Laugh. Happy Thanksgiving!

I'm thankful for...

1. Netflix


Nettflix for never judging me even after I watch episode after episode of House Hunters International when I'm nowhere near ready to be thinking of buying a house.

2. My kitten


He can be the littlest jerk you'd ever met in your life, but is wise enough to let me cuddle him to my satisfaction and has basically the cutest face (and yawn!) in the world.

3. Movies I've see a million times

Some I have seen so many times I can quote them verbatim and watching them gives me a warm fuzzy comfort I can't fully explain.


4. Facebook Memes

The internet flooding my Facebook with memes that do not fix the current state of the world they give me a chance to process the world through laughter.

5.People who love the real me


There is nothing better than the people who love you for who you really, really are even if part of you is kind of a turd.

6. J. K. Rowling

Thank you for inventing Harry Potter and the Wizarding World and continuing to make stories, plays, and movies so my childhood can go on forever and ever, Amen.

7. Target

Thanks for your never ending joy, for seducing me into buying twenty $1 items, and always giving me something to do.

8. Whose Line is it Anyway?

for existing, many a night you have warmed my stressed, tired, grumpy heart. Seriously how are Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie still so funny?

9. Pandora Radio

Thanks for reading my mind and giving me the exact right music, but also giving me the ability to skip a crapload when you and I are out of tune.

10. People who listen

Especially those who listen even when listening is a chore, no one should have to hear so much about high school age kids, but my friends and family do it for me over and over again.

11. Taylor Swift

Thanks for always having the right song for every occasion, you ain't perfect, but damn girl you're good.

12. Personality/internet quizzes

They have helped me figure out my Myers Briggs, what kind of cat I am, which Hogwarts house I belong in, and have made me look at my personality in obsessive detail.

13. Leggings

Thank you for making me comfortable underneath my dress pants on weekdays, being amazing pants on the weekends, and never judging me any day of the week.

14. Lastly cheese


Cheese, you comfort me, taste so delicious when you're melted, and never disappoint. Ever.



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