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25 Super Weird Things That Only Amazon Would Sell To You, Loyal Customer

I triple-dog dare you to buy this.

Emily Henrichs

Mar 02, 2018

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25 Super Weird Things That Only Amazon Would Sell To You, Loyal Customer

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Amazon... what a wonderful website that provides two-day shipping and easy access to dumb things. You can get an abundant amount of stuff that you don't need or get that facemask for super cheap!

1. Unicorn Meat

Pop that can open, and take a wild ride with the mythical animal meat.

2. Yodeling Pickle

Have you ever wanted to yodel with a pickle? Now's your chance!!

3. Shredded U.S. Money Confetti

One word: Why?

4. Bacon Scented Mustache

If you love bacon and want a mustache... I have selected this one specifically for you!

5. Wildly Noisy Wooden Thing

Just imagine people walking around with this being a nuisance every second of the day. Also, why?

7. Handi-Snacks Mr. Salty Pretzel 'n Cheese

Childhood, dude. Childhood.

10. Instant Underpants

Great for on-the-go! If you have a little accident ;) it's right there!

11. Nose Shaped Eye Glasses Holder

Imagine waking up with this staring at you...

14. Flying Screaming Monkey Slingshot

Do the people you live with ever get annoying? Here's your solution!

15. Toilet Mug

Drinking from a toilet. Absolutely lovely.

16. A Weird Cat Figurine

This is worse than your grandma's creepy figurines.

19. Boiled Egg Mold

This is confusing. I don't know what to do with this.

20. Grass Flip Flops

If you ever miss summer in the middle of winter, put these on and everything will be okay.

21. Gift Of Nothing

I triple-dog dare you to give this to someone as a gift.

24. Earwax Candle Kit

I don't want to know what putrid smell this releases.

25. Asia Old Man Wall Decal

This is real. This is something you can buy on the wonderful website that is Amazon.

Well, I hope you enjoyed scrolling through a list of dumb products on Amazon! Now go waste your money!!

Please note that all items are in stock as of the time of publication. As an Amazon Associate, Odyssey may earn a portion of qualifying sales.

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25 Super Weird Things That Only Amazon Would Sell To You, Loyal Customer

I triple-dog dare you to buy this.

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4. Bacon Scented Mustache

5. Wildly Noisy Wooden Thing

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25. Asia Old Man Wall Decal

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4. Nothing is boring when you are together.

5. You share weird inside jokes no one else understands.

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