Ever need a good excuse to abuse your sweet tooth? Or a reason to get a side of fries instead of a boring old salad? Well, here in the United States, we like to celebrate food just for the sake of being food. This week has some pretty delicious days to celebrate, so if you're a human being with taste buds and without a strict diet, read on! Even if you aren't a human being, read on; I won't discriminate!

Monday, July 11:

National Blueberry Muffin Day.

And blueberries are filled with antioxidants, so... kind of healthy, right?

National Mojito Day.

Don't mind if I do!

Tuesday, July 12:

National Pecan Pie Day.

I personally won't be celebrating this; I'm more of a cake person myself.

Eat Your Jello Day.

I don't know why the title of this day is so aggressive. I'll eat my jello at my own pace, thank-you-very-much.

Wednesday, July 13:

National French Fry Day.

Absolutely, 100 percent, yes!

Thursday, July 14:

National Hot Dog Day.

Perfect excuse to get some use out of the grill!

Friday, July 15:

National Tapioca Pudding Day.

Eh, I'll probably just celebrate National Mojito Day again...

Saturday, July 16:

National Corn Fritters Day.

Well, looks like I'm celebrating National Mojito Day a third time...

Sunday, July 17:

National Ice Cream Day.

Woo! Ending on a fantastic note!

Happy eating!