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The Week Before Spring Break, As Told by Kourtney Kardashian

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The Week Before Spring Break, As Told by Kourtney Kardashian
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You've been counting down the days since October and this week is going to be the hardest one yet. You've got a week's worth of work but the beach is calling your name. Kourtney Kardashian, the Queen of Sass, has accurately described all of us when it comes to the struggle that is the week before spring break.

Here are the feelings that come with each of the days leading up to spring break, as told by Kourtney Kardashian:

Day 1: Sunday

Those Sunday-night spookies are worse than ever. Looking through your Lilly planner has never been so terrifying.

Day 2: Monday

You show up late to your Monday morning 8 a.m. with the Starbucks drink that made you late because you really just don't have time for this anymore.

Day 3: Tuesday

You sit down for lunch, absolutely exhausted, and say, "Wow, it's been such a long week," but someone rudely points out it's only Tuesday.

Day 4: Wednesday

When you're packing bikinis with your friends and they're all complaining about how they need to lose 20 pounds in the next three days.

Day 5: Thursday

You've really had enough of it this week. Don't your professors understand you need to get to the beach? Rude.

Day 6: Friday

All of your teachers are nice enough to cancel class the day before break... except for one who insists on taking attendance.

Day 7: Saturday

Finally! You've made it through the week and it's time to peace out for some well-deserved beach time.

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