10 Wednesday Addams One-Liners Most College Girls Can Relate To Every Day Of The Week | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

10 Wednesday Addams One-Liners Most College Girls Can Relate To Every Day Of The Week

4. We Don’t Hug

61667
10 Wednesday Addams One-Liners Most College Girls Can Relate To Every Day Of The Week
Paramount Pictures//YouTube

If you're looking for a character that has survived the test of time, look no further than Wednesday Addams.

Named for the rhyme "Wednesday's child full of woe," this little girl surely fits the bill. The morbid child of Morticia and Gomez Addams has remained culturally relevant and has inspired girls everywhere to bring out their dark side. She's iconic. The twin braids, the black dress with white collar, the pale skin, the deadpan attitude; We all know her and love her. I've loved creepy and obscure for as long as I can remember. When I discovered the Addams Family, I wanted them to adopt me. They were as weird, quirky and dark as they come. I had found my soul sister and it was Wednesday. She is everything I want to be.

Since I can't be Wednesday in real life, here's a list of her best quotes that fit every occasion.

1. "I'm not perky."

Same, girl.

2. "I'll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul."

Sounds like a good deal.

3. "You severely underestimate my apathy."


Me to all of my professors

4. "We don't hug."

The Addams family motto.

5. "This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else."

Best Halloween costume ever.

6. "If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it. And I wouldn't get caught."

Slightly more sinister than most people but you do you, Wednesday.

7. "You might find a nice girl to be miserable with."

Every man's dream.

8. "Nice knife! Can I play autopsy with it?"

Not everyone's idea of fun, but whatever.

9. "Be afraid, be very afraid."

How I introduce myself to new people.

10. "I hate everything."

*Mic Drop*

Keep doing you, Wednesday. We're all here for it.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
ross geller
YouTube

As college students, we are all familiar with the horror show that is course registration week. Whether you are an incoming freshman or selecting classes for your last semester, I am certain that you can relate to how traumatic this can be.

1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

Bonus points if it is more than two.

Keep Reading...Show less
friends

Whether you're commuting or dorming, your first year of college is a huge adjustment. The transition from living with parents to being on my own was an experience I couldn't have even imagined- both a good and a bad thing. Here's a personal archive of a few of the things I learned after going away for the first time.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

Economic Benefits of Higher Wages

Nobody deserves to be living in poverty.

300837
Illistrated image of people crowded with banners to support a cause
StableDiffusion

Raising the minimum wage to a livable wage would not only benefit workers and their families, it would also have positive impacts on the economy and society. Studies have shown that by increasing the minimum wage, poverty and inequality can be reduced by enabling workers to meet their basic needs and reducing income disparities.

I come from a low-income family. A family, like many others in the United States, which has lived paycheck to paycheck. My family and other families in my community have been trying to make ends meet by living on the minimum wage. We are proof that it doesn't work.

Keep Reading...Show less
blank paper
Allena Tapia

As an English Major in college, I have a lot of writing and especially creative writing pieces that I work on throughout the semester and sometimes, I'll find it hard to get the motivation to type a few pages and the thought process that goes behind it. These are eleven thoughts that I have as a writer while writing my stories.

Keep Reading...Show less
April Ludgate

Every college student knows and understands the struggle of forcing themselves to continue to care about school. Between the piles of homework, the hours of studying and the painfully long lectures, the desire to dropout is something that is constantly weighing on each and every one of us, but the glimmer of hope at the end of the tunnel helps to keep us motivated. While we are somehow managing to stay enrolled and (semi) alert, that does not mean that our inner-demons aren't telling us otherwise, and who is better to explain inner-demons than the beloved April Ludgate herself? Because of her dark-spirit and lack of filter, April has successfully been able to describe the emotional roller-coaster that is college on at least 13 different occasions and here they are.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments