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Why Wednesday Addams Is My Spirit Animal

Be afraid, be very afraid (just kidding).

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Why Wednesday Addams Is My Spirit Animal

I am a friendly girl, but I hate people sometimes. I know that it's hard to understand, but it's a thing. The best way that I can sum it up is that Wednesday Addams is, in fact, my spirit animal. I may smile often and crack a lot of laughs, but there is a twisted sense of humor within me that Wednesday completely understands. The beautiful and lovely Melissa Hunter created a YouTube series called "Adult Wednesday Addams" that won my heart, but, unfortunately, it's no longer made. I haven't truly looked into why, I just know that I miss it. I showed a lot of my friends and laughed endlessly at her jokes while some of my friends sat in disgust and others awkwardly laughed. There's still a few up on YouTube if you want to check those out, though. They're hilarious (well, they are to me).


She is always honest.

I'm not going to lie, honesty gets me in trouble sometimes. I have a horrible tendency to blurt things out before thinking them through more often than not.


Just like Wednesday, when I don't care, I just don't care.

I hate pretending to be happy when I'm not. Lucky for you, you'll always know when I'm upset or unamused. I'm like a mirror. That's a good thing, right?


The good thing about being a sweetheart is that I'm harmless.

I might have the power to hurt you, but I'll only ever kill you in my mind. Violence is never the answer.


If you think that I will hurt you for some reason, don't freak out. I'll just say a sly remark.

It really takes a lot for me to be physically violent, so fret not.


Most of the time, I encourage others to get along. You don't want to be a monster or even to fear monsters. Take adult Wednesday's advice.

This is deep, I know.


I normally have a smile on, but some days I have a bad case of RBF (resting bitch face). If someone points it out, I'll reply with:


When the sarcasm rolls in, be afraid.

Sarcasm can be playful, but, most of the time, I mean what I say in that sarcastic tone.


If I hit you with my sarcasm, take it like a champ.

No one likes a baby.


If my soul had a color, it'd be "blackest black" just like my Maybelline eyeliner.

I like to joke around with that one. It's not entirely black, but it's not really fuzzy and warm either.


Overall, Wednesday is awesome and clearly so am I or else you wouldn't be reading and sharing.


Make sure that you share this with your Wednesday Addams lovers.

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