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Take tips, boys.

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6 Ways To Increase Your Tinder Success Rate And Stop Dogfishing Eligible Matches

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1. Include a photo of you doing something adventurous or exploring.

2. Post a picture of your hobbies or other activities you love.

3. Mix in a pic of you with children or a baby because we love to see innate parenting instincts.

4. Delete the pics of you with five other guys or girls, we want to know which one is you.

5. Get rid of the pictures that only show half of your face, please.

6. Finally, I hope I already made this clear, but erase the picture of you with a random dog.

Hopefully, this will make it easier for those of y'all who are in the online dating scene. Swipe left on the dogfishers, and let's hope that the right partners come your way.

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With being a member of Greek life, you are going to come across people who HATE Greek life and who always want to say something negative towards it. If you're not a part of Greek life, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. But maybe try and keep some of the not-so-nice comments to yourself.

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I'm the Short Friend. I've been the Short Friend since about the seventh grade. I'm the one who stands in the front of the photos, gets made fun of for their height, and still shops in the kids department.

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1. Include a photo of you doing something adventurous or exploring.

2. Post a picture of your hobbies or other activities you love.

3. Mix in a pic of you with children or a baby because we love to see innate parenting instincts.

4. Delete the pics of you with five other guys or girls, we want to know which one is you.

5. Get rid of the pictures that only show half of your face, please.

6. Finally, I hope I already made this clear, but erase the picture of you with a random dog.

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Get Some Fresh Air

Don't deny it.

They talk to you like you're one of the guys, but you will NEVER EVER be included in "Bro" things

Even though you've heard the words, "Not you, a real girl" more times than you can count.

You need to caption almost every picture with a disclaimer that you aren't dating...

But at the same time, you never know whether or not to be offended when they say they'd never date you...

And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

You'd get all the girls if you were a boy because you walk them through how to get girls almost daily...

That being said, you have an opinion on EVERY girl they show you, and you aren't afraid to share it...

But they have opinions too, and that's why they'll be the first to tell you when a guy isn't treating you right... and then they'll do exactly the same thing to some girl a few days later...

And if they do happen to have a girl in their lives, she most likely hates you, because you know him better than she ever will...

But even after all that, you wouldn't trade them for the world.

No, I actually don't pay for my friends.

1. "You pay for your friends."

2. "All you do is party."

3. "You guys all look the same."

4. "You don't actually care about your Philanthropy."

5. "Bigs and littles are stupid/annoying."

6. "I would never want to be a part of that."

7. "You're wasting your money."

We get it — we're frustrated with you, too.

1. When they go out of their way to help you.

2. When they are cleaning up a section of the store.

3. When they deal with your children being heathens.

4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

6. When you have to wait to get an item number or to talk to a manager.

It's not always fun being fun-sized!

1. Not wearing makeup is like stepping in a time machine

2. "Wow, how tall are you?!"

3. You don't realize how much you're craning your neck until you talk to someone as short as you.

4. Hugging your friends is just asking for a face full of boob for you and makeup on their shirt for them. Awkward.

5. You face retail discrimination

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