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11 Ways To Beat The Summer Heat In Florida

With the temperature in the high 90s, it's safe to say this summer will be brutal.

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Some people hate the winter because it gets cold but I'm not one of those people. I really don't like the heat; it means sweating and being sticky 24/7, which is gross. I may live in Florida but I definitely prefer the snow. Here's how I plan on avoiding the heat this summer.

Don't go outside.

You'll look like this.

Don't go outside.

And this.

Don't go outside.

You'll feel like this.

Don't go outside.

You'll wish you had this.

Don't go outside.

And this.

Don't go outside.

You'll walk into the house like this.

Don't go outside.

You'll dream about being at the pool.

Don't go outside.

You'll have to find interesting ways to cool off, like this.

Don't go outside.

And this.

Don't go outside.

You won't be able to eat ice cream before it starts melting.

Don't go outside.

You'll have to chug 20 gallons of water to avoid heat exhaustion.

All in all, just stay inside. It's for the best.

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Disney magic for New Year!

The "Happiest Place on Earth" has a lot of characters with some pretty great advice.

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Disney movies are well known and very popular in today's world. Although many people appreciate the plot and the storyline, not many people appreciate the wisdom these characters possess. Every Disney movie has unique advice that can be applied to everyday life. Here are 11 Disney quotes to help start your New Year off right:

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40 Gift Ideas for the Indecisive

It's a time of love, family, memory-making, and gift-giving. But also a time of stressing over the perfect gift.

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It's officially December. There is less than a month of 2024, and I still feel like yesterday was summer. Now comes the merriest time of the year, the Christmas season.

Everyone has been waiting for this time of year since mid-October (which is way too early, in my opinion) or before. It's a time of love, family, memory-making, and gift-giving. A lot of times when I ask friends and family what they want, I get a lot of "I don't know" or "I don't care."

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Bucket List To Live In The Now

Find excitement in your life and start exploring wherever you are right here, right now.

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I was sitting at my cubicle, now that I am an adult, looking at the rain pouring down on the windowsill, bumming on life, wishing for the rain to just stop for a full day.

There are moments where we count down the hours until work is over and how many more days till the weekend, and this many weeks until something exciting. Or something like that? Well, I was bumming because my next day off from work is not until Memorial Day weekend, which is not until the end of May. And since this is my first year out of college being a “real person,” I am totally missing the winter, spring and summer breaks. I am sure all of us have felt this way even if just for a hot minute…

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11 Ways To Survive Finals As Told By Leslie Knope

Because you know you're going to be stressed out, and Leslie knows exactly how to survive.

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So finals are on their way. That's right everybody, finals are about to start.

But hey, don't panic. Start getting your affairs in order and prepare for a week of hell. Here's a few things Leslie Knope wants you to do to make your finals week just a little bit less stressful:

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If you go to or went to Kent State, then more than likely you have done or will do some of these things.

1. You’ve slipped and fallen on the ice at least once.

The winters at Kent are brutal, and while the heated sidewalks and some great snow boots are always a help, there’s no chance you won’t bust it on the ice at least once in your four plus years at school.

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