1. A Go-Pro

Making videos with footage I capture myself is super fun, so why not buy one? They are $199 at Amazon.

2. Window tint on my car

I don't have a price because it is so all over the place, but hey, I could probably swing it, right?

3. A new iPhone charger

These things are so garbage and they fall apart so easily — $19 at Apple.

4. Some Airpods

While I am perusing Apple's website, I might as well buy something useless but cool — $159

5. My school textbooks

Not as fun as some of the other things I actually want to buy, but sometimes we have to be practical. Estimated cost: expensive.

6. The entire Harry Potter series on DVD

A truly iconic cinematic experience, and something everybody should own — $79.99 at Target

7. An absurd amount of my favorite pens

Pilot G2 pens are unmatched by competing brands, and if you have never written with one then you are missing out — $129 at Amazon.

8. A nice cup of cold brew from Starbucks

Ah, so smooth. So refreshing — $4.95 at Starbucks.

9. A latte from my favorite local coffee shop

Grounds for Thought, y'all need a new barista?? Just let me know.

10. Rain-x windshield wipers

OK, have y'all tried these?! They are amazing, and I would recommend to anyone — $17.99 each at Amazon.

11. A full year subscription to Apple Music

With the student pricing of $5.99/month, I am sure I could swing it for a year.

12. New pillows for my bed

My head deserves the best to lay down on at night, after all, it makes sound decisions like saving my $5 bills — $35.99 at Amazon.

13. A plane ticket to Seattle

Hey, if I am moving there after grad school, I should probably at least visit first, right? — Prices vary by airline.

14. A tank of gas

After all, I got to get to work somehow, how else will I earn five dollar bills for my jar? — About $40 @ anywhere.

15. A new bag

I feel like with student teaching around the corner, it is about time for me to upgrade from my backpack to a nice messenger bag like this one for $69.99 at Amazon.

P.S. Christmas is soon as well, so if any of my family members are reading this and you need gift ideas, hint hint.

16. Tickets to Dear Evan Hansen

It is kind of sad that I missed it while Ben Platt was in it, but it is still inarguably one of my favorite musicals — $299 on Broadway.

17. A french bulldog

Admittedly, I would rather adopt one than buy one. So I would check shelters first, but if I can't find one — estimated cost: a lot

18. A candle, or two, or three

Bath and Body Works is currently doing 2/$16 candles, so I could get a lot ya know — $14.50/each at Bath and Body Works.

19. A new teacher wardrobe from TJ Maxx

Obviously, I am going to get way more than I need, spend way less than I wanted to, and find some nice stuff along the way. Estimated cost: $150 (and I doubt even that)

20. The entire Bee Movie script in comic sans

Don't ask questions— $50.99 at Society6.

21. A whole months rent in my crappy college apartment

Paying rent each month is truly a pain, but when you live in a college town it feels like pennies. Unfortunately, you get what you pay for lmao. Cost: none of your business, but I can swing it in fives.

22. Literally any book I want from Barnes & Noble

I would probably just settle for one of my favorites, or a classic. I just finished reading "Call Me By Your Name" — $14.55 at Barnes & Noble.

23. A really nice tip to a server

Could you imagine, like this money just sits around so it is not even like I have it to begin with, so I could give it to a server and probably make them cry (I would), and I wouldn't feel it. OK, I might feel a little sadness, but also some joy for the good deed I did.

24. Every P!ATD album

There are six (I think) albums, about ten dollars each, for a combined total of $60. Easy.

25. Some new sunglasses

I lost mine in the Buffalo River in Arkansas when I was there in May, and ever since the sun has been unapologetically damaging my corneas. I have seen these trendy guys on Instagram, and they seem worth it — $50 at Blenders Eyewear.

26. Some nice BG swag from Falcon Outfitters

I do need a new BGSU Dad sweater — $26.24 at Falcon Outfitters.

27. A full year of Amazon Prime

At this point I have exhausted all three of my email accounts six month free trials, so with all this stuff I want to buy I should probably invest. A student subscription is $59/year at Amazon.

28. A suit

I feel like it is almost taboo that I don't have one at this point in my life, but if I am going to get a teaching job after I graduate I suppose that I should dress to impress — $395 at Macy's.

29. New shoes

I have a pretty unhealthy obsession with purchasing shoes, and I truly don't even know why. Regardless, I have been eyeballing these for a while, complete with BGSU orange — $150 at Nike.

30. A gym membership

Listen, I am at the age where a lot of my friends are going to get engaged and I need to be fit for all those weddings — $10/month at Planet Fitness.

31. A gravity blanket

I'll never need to cuddle with anyone ever again, $249 at Amazon.

32. An espresso machine

Imagine being your own barista, like in your own kitchen. Sounds fun, and dangerous — $174 at Amazon.

33. A cat

There is this super cute orang tabby named Kirby at my local humane society, surely I could adopt him.

34. Some nice desk decor

All teachers need stuff to just be a paper weight on their desk, so why not get started early? This shelf is pretty nice, $25.99 at Amazon.

35. Some socks

Everyone needs some socks, and that's truly only like two five dollar bills — done.

36. A large pizza

Dominos runs deals all the time, and man do I love pizza.

37. My own Netflix subscription

I think we all fear the day that we get kicked off of our friends that we have been using forever, at least I do — $13.99 at Netflix.

38. A succulent

I don't know what it is about super baby cacti, but they are so cut — $42.99 at Home Depot.

39. An alarm clock

Sure, my phone has one built into it, but that just does not fit with the ~aesthetic~ — $10.99 at Amazon.

40. A new bed set

I am a die hard falcon, so it is only fitting that I get an orange and brown bed set for my room — $48.99 at Amazon.

41. A storage unit

I have way too much stuff and nowhere to put it as it is right now, maybe I should look into storing it away.

42. A Dropbox subscription

Dropbox is honestly pretty cool, the fact that you can save stuff elsewhere, but still access it anywhere? Sign me up, $9.99 a month at Dropbox.

43. A new planner

I am a big fan of my classic Monthly/Weekly planner, and it is customizable! $22.57 at Amazon.

44. One of those fancy toothbrushes

I don't need a new toothbrush, but have you watched the ads for some of the toothbrushes out there? They make me want to buy seven.

45. Essentially anything from Goodwill

Literally everything in our local thrift store seems like it costs four dollars, so for every four, five dollar bills I spend, I get something for "free" almost!

46. Some new pins for my corkboard

They just look nice up there, okay? $9.99 at Amazon.

47. A 4 for $4 at Wendy's

This would actually save me another dollar.

48. A Yeti

These cups look so stylish AND they keep your drinks cold — $34.99 at Amazon.

49. A real dresser

Right now I am just using one of those cube organizers, and it honestly does the job. But a dresser would make me look so grown. — $179 at IKEA.

50. A large five dollar bill poster

Gotta remember where this all started, right? — $32.44 at Redbubble.

51. New stickers

Stickers are honestly addicting, and are the main reason that I get on Redbubble dot com.

52. A new ceiling fan

If you know, you know. That is all I am saying — $49.97 at Home Depot.

53. A funnel cake, probably

I am just craving one recently.

54. An absurd amount of orange juice

If you know me, you know that I have an unhealthy obsession with orange juice. It has to have pulp though — $3.79/ea at Kroger.

55. New glasses

Everyone loves a fresh pair of specs, and with websites like GlassesUSA, they make it so easy. Estimated cost: $100.