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Six Ways To Ruin Thanksgiving

Let's spice up one of the most boring holidays this year.

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1.Talk About Your Personal Form of Government

Who cares about the left wing or the right wing when your government’s form of currency is chicken wings?


2.Pretend you’re a Toddler at a Tea Party

Dress all of your family in boas and sunglasses and refer to them solely by the name of your childhood stuffed animals

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3.Stuff Your Bra with Actual Stuffing

Because you’re actually really self-conscious about your cup size

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4.Bring A Known Criminal to Dinner

Bonus points if it’s you

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5.Bring Grandpa’s Dead Corpse to the Dinner


Weekend at Grandma’s, anyone?


6.Stick Your Dick in the Turkey

Enough said.

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