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9 Things That Happen In An Italian Family

Never tell your grandmother "no" when she asks if you're hungry

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9 Things That Happen In An Italian Family
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If you asked me how to describe my family in one word I wouldn't be able to. We are crazy loud, crazy and really loud. I come from a very Italian family. My grandparents are straight from the boat. They also live directly next to me. So instead of driving to grandma's house for Sunday pasta I just walk on over. Every Italian family is different but we are all very similar. Here are 9 things that happen in an Italian family

1) You have so many cousins that people often forget your name

I couldn't tell you how many times I've been called Ursula, Mike or Joe, My name is Erica I've been in this family for twenty years already!

2) The wooden spoon is a death trap

Give attitude to an Italian grandmother and expect to get slapped in the butt with her wooden spoon. And don't be surprised if she continues to stir the pastina with it afterward.

3) Soccer is ALWAYS on the TV

One of the biggest mistakes I've ever made was having my graduation party on the same day the Italian National Team was playing. My entire family was sitting in front of the TV making sure they didn't miss one second of the game.

4) Saying you're not hungry is equivalent to a sin

Anytime I go to my grandma's house and tell her I'm not hungry she automatically gets that look on her face like "what you don't love me no more" Eat. Always eat even if you're not hungry

5) Many people will tell you that you're too loud

I have gotten told that I am too loud way too many times. Us Italians are constantly talking so loud and talking over each other. Yelling is a normal thing in our household

6) I will always talk with my hands

Sometimes I don't even realize I do it!

7) Christmas Eve is your favorite holiday

There is nothing better than having the 7 different fishes on Christmas Eve. It's an Italian tradition. I often wonder what non-Italians eat for Christmas Eve

8) Your grandma ALWAYS tell you that you need to learn how to cook like her

But when the time comes she's slaving over the stove and won't let you help

9) Saying goodbye at family parties takes longer than the actual party

When leaving a family party you have to make sure you kiss and hug everyone goodbye. By the time you've said your goodbyes your second cousin comes over and you have to stay longer.

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