If I could be the President of the United States for one day, what non-political things would I do? The first thing I would do is meet the Indian Prime minister, Narendra Modi. Why? Because how cool that the President of the United States can talk to a foreign leader in his native tongue? Modi and I would probably crack jokes in Hindi, eat some naan but no Chicken-Tikka Masala because he’s a vegetarian. Later, we would talk about our favorite Bollywood stars and lastly, maybe if we have time, talk about India-US Relations. I would then give a speech on TV strictly in Spanish to ease majority-minority tensions in the United States and let them know that I support their status in the United States, a little political I guess. Later, I would take a tour in the White House. I would then wield my executive powers to meet with Leonardo DiCaprio, Drake, Eminem and then Ellen DeGeneres. I would talk to Leo about the importance of climate change, but then we’d probably end up watching Titanic in the White House Movie Theater, which I found out about on my White House Tour. After Leo leaves, because he has to save the world of course, I would invite Drake and Eminem to the White House at the same time. We would create a fresh new track, feat. “Prez Ri” which would go double platinum in about a day’s time. Next, I would invite Ellen Degeneres and interview her (plot twist) and then set up a day for me to come on to her show so she could interview me. As the day would come to an end, I would eat a grand meal in the White House dining room prepared by the famous White House chef, thank everyone for their help and have secret service escort me out.