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9 Times We All Wanted To Marry Chandler Bing

Oh. My. God. CHANDLER BING. Let's be honest, we're all Janice.

Sep 11, 2018

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9 Times We All Wanted To Marry Chandler Bing

It's because of my obsession with Friends that I've realized I'm going to need someone like Chandler Bing as my husband. Although most of my relationships mirror the Ross and Rachel dynamic (because face it, I'm such a Rachel), I've decided I just really need a goof.

1. When he had that ~confidence~

https://www.tumblr.com/search/funny%20chandler%20bing%20quotes

Chandler usually relies on his jokes to make himself feel comfortable, but he knows he's cute sometimes.

2. When he LOVED the bath

https://www.tumblr.com/search/funny%20chandler%20bing%20quotes

Me too Chandler, I understand.

3. When he just had to pass on that Sunday morning workout.

https://www.tumblr.com/search/funny%20chandler%20bing%20quotes

I'll go to the gym tomorrow...maybe.

4. When he described how we all truly feel inside

https://www.tumblr.com/search/funny%20chandler%20bing%20quotes

You're preaching to the choir, Bing.

5. When he knew how to fix his problems the right way

https://www.tumblr.com/search/funny%20chandler%20bing%20quotes

I mean, I'm down.

6. When he put us in our place

Sounds logical to me.

7. When he explained how I feel every time I watch Friends for the 276th time

Chandler is the character that never disappoints or annoys me on Friends. I know every scene with him will make me giggle at the very least, and sometimes, that's all I can ask for.

8. When he's brutally honest with his friends

https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseyrackham/the-best-chandler-bing-one-liners-of-all-time

The more I watch Chandler's reactions to his friends' antics, the more blunt I have become. Coincidentally, of course.

9. When he was emotionally unavailable

https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseyrackham/the-best-chandler-bing-one-liners-of-all-time

Same. But like, I love you. NBD.

So my middle school brain wanted a Joey, I usually end up dating a Ross, and I'm praying that I marry a Chandler. I just really need some laughs and sarcasm in my life, man. Until then, I'll continue to binge watch the show and chuckle at his remarks.

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