The first few weeks of college in Michigan can be pretty brutal between the heat and humidity. This one-two punch makes it even harder to walk to class than it already is. Here is some commentary on what it feels like to walk to class when it's 80+ degrees and 90% humidity.

I just got out of the shower and I am already sweating profusely.

Why don't dorm rooms have air conditioning?!

Do I have to wear clothes?

Can I just go in my bathing suit?

Fine, I'll wear pants... But I won't like it!

How am I sweating this much? There are three fans blowing on me! I haven't even left yet!

Alright, here I go... Hope I don't burst into flames.

If I burst into flames, maybe I'll automatically pass all my classes.

The light! It burns! Where are my sunglasses?

I bet I look so cool now.

Okay, twenty steps down, half a mile to go.

Why are my headphones always tangled, I just want to listen Iggy Azalea? No one will ever know.

And I got caught.

Whatever, I don't care.

If I'm going to be sweaty, I'm at least going to rock out.

Okay, maybe I care a little bit.

MOTHER... of pearl. That car almost hit me! That jerk! Watch where you're... wait, I have a test next week... Never mind! Come back and hit me! You can have all thirteen cents I have in my pocket!

Ugh, he drove away. I guess I have to take that test now.

Oh my god, I am sweating so much, it's so sticky out here. I want to lay down on the ground right here.

I wonder if I tried to hitch hike if someone would pick me up.

I wonder if someone picked me up if they would immediately kill me or wait a few minutes and then kill me.

My mom would be so disappointed in me if I died trying to hitch hike to class.

I wonder how much a mop costs.

I wonder if the bro comes with the ped or if you have to acquire the bro for your bro-ped separately.

Someone's gotta ask the big questions.

Oh my god, I can see it, my building. It's beautiful! It has air!

This is the greatest moment of my young life, I'm finally standing in air conditioning.

I feel gross.

Oh well, everyone else looks gross too.

I wonder if I could make the argument that these conditions are bad for my educational experience.

Note to self: google that.