Oh, syllabus week. Classes are short and consist of basically no homework. No studying? No assignments? No excuses. You basically have no reason to not attend every single party – six nights of partying? Simple.
As you chug your Gatorade, let the cast of “New Girl” explain the phenomenon that is “syllabus week.”
You get back from Christmas break and are reunited with all your friends.
You open your social calendar and are amazed at the number of mixers you have this week.
You and your friends immediately head to the store to stock up on some "essentials" for the week.
Sitting in your first class, you try your hardest to pay attention.
It's time to pregame and you are more than ready.
Time to go! You call a pledge driver and decide to take another unnecessary shot before they come get you.
You get to the party — so many freshmen.
A few hours go by and you decide it's probably time to go home.
You call Domino's before you leave the party so it'll be waiting for you by the time you get home.
You pass out, only to wake up in a bed of greasy pizza boxes.
You head to your 9:30, hating your life and swearing you'll never drink again.
Only to do it all again the next day… and the next day … and the next...
