When watching the latest debate a few days ago, I decided that because we're left to settle for tweedle dee and tweedle dum I might as well run for president. Although I may not be over 35, which is the age to be eligible to run, I should just give it a shot. Right? I’m sure I would be a lot better than Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. After all, I don’t need any political experience like Donald Trump and if I ever committed a white collar crime like Hillary they may let me off the hook (LOL). As your president of the United States I plan to:

1. Decrease College Book Costs: There should be no way in HELL that college students are paying hundreds of dollars for books each semester. I bought a book last semester that cost $225. I don’t think they realize that the book is only used for a total of about five months. What are we going to do with it after that?! It’s not like we can sell it back to you guys for the full amount. Let’s be real, you’ll only be getting 25 percent back if that! That’s just crazy!
   COLLEGE KID’S POCKETS NEED LOVE TOO!
   
   
2. Release Inmates For Minor Crimes: Come on you guys! Drug dealing and gun carry without papers may be illegal, but why should they really spend 20 or 30 years in jail? I mean, you have to get it how you live! They’re only trying to make a few dollars to feed their families. Maybe, the government is just mad because they aren’t making any money from taxes. As far as the gun carry law goes, why am I not able to carry a weapon if I’m not a criminal and charged as if I was a repetitive serial killer! It’s not that serious!
   THEY’RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOME CASH PEOPLE!
   
   
3. Bring Back Tupac & Biggie: I know the government has some type of magic potion that bring back people from the dead! It’s fine if yall don’t wanna share, but how are you guys going to let us suffer with these pathetic and untalented rappers? Now y'all know their music is just so SAD! I can name a good handful of rappers that are actually legit and decent. Imma need y'all to cough that up because I refuse to listen to the buffoonery that blasts through the speakers of my car. FREE TUPAC & BIGGIE FROM THE GRAVE!
   
   
4. Set The Drinking Age Back To 18: OK so the drinking limit was changed to the age of 21 in 1984. Umm... I wasn’t born then and neither were any of my peers so I think you guys should just stop playing and change it back! Why are you still dwelling on the past? To be honest it was our parents and grandparents of this generation because I wasn’t any thought of, so just give us a chance and I’m positive we won’t let you down! WE LIKE TO PARTY TOO!
   
   
5. Declare A College Students Day: Once a year should be college student day. We do a lot as college kids and are put through the stress of loans, intertwining class with work schedules, and balancing a social life. It’s a lot to have to attend school for an abundance of years just to make a good income in the end. On college student day, we should have a day full of relaxation and chilling. You may say “that is what weekends are for” but lots of college students work weekends to PAY FOR TUITION!! After all, workers get a day once a year for Labor Day, so just pick a day! I’m sure you have one give out of 365 days of the year! Don’t be stingy, man! COLLEGE STUDENT DAY!
   
   Don't forget to vote for BRITTANY FOR PRESIDENT!