A
"Adam..."
B
"So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties"
C
"Chris is that a WEED?
No, this is a crayon
I'm calling the police!
911, what's your emergency?"
D
"Daddy?
Do I look like"
E
"Electrolytes."
F
"Man, how are those chicken strips?
Fuck ya chicken strips!
Fuck ya chicken strips!!"
G
"Gimme yo fuckin money
*Law & Order SVU*"
H
"Hurricane Katrina? More like, Hurricane Tortilla."
I
"Hey, I'm lesbian
I thought you were American"
J
"Oooooh, fuck"
K
"Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus
Kumbaya, my Lord"
L
"Yeah! That was legit-ness"
M
"Miss Keisha, Miss Keisha, Miss Keisha, oh my fuckin god, she fuckin dead."
N
"No, no, no, stop"
O
"Oh yeah, wait a minute Mr. Postman
Aaaay"
P
"7, 8, and 1, 2, PATRICIA, please stop dropping that, okay sweetie!"
Q
"Q, R, S
Cookie monster
Oh my god! Oh Jesus!"
R
"Run in here and come get y'all juice"
S
"Aaaah! Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant!"
T
"How do you know what's good for me?
That's my opinion!"
U
"What?
You not my dad! You already have something, ugly ass fuckin noodle head."
V
"I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag
Oh you spilled whwiwhah whahw whaha lipstick in my Valentino white bag?"
W
"Kevin, don't. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin watch the light dude."
*smashes light*
X
"Is it real?"
Y
"This bitch empty, YEET"
Z
"Zach stop, Zach stop, you're gonna get in trouble. Zach!"
