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Videos From The Crypt: A Pages From The Crypt Special

"The Hipster Films" was a project shared between a couple friends and I, and I'm really sorry that they exist.

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Videos From The Crypt: A Pages From The Crypt Special

This month I decided to do something a little bit different for Pages From The Crypt and share with you a few YouTube videos I made with some buddies when I was a freshman in high school. Now when I say these are horrible, what I really mean is that these are horrible. They are disgusting, vile, and downright cringe worthy. I haven't met the person that can watch one whole video all the way through. I'm going to put down three videos, let you watch them, and probably change my name to escape the shame.


*Warning: Explicit Language*

This first video is called Hipsters, Cops, and Tagging Buildings:


Now wasn't that terrible? We knew almost nothing of editing, story structure, or being entertaining in any way.

The next video is called Flirting, Vans, and Rage:


I have no idea how we ever got a girl to agree to do this with us. However, the editing is better, and the story is more linear. It's still terrible though.

The last video, one of my most hated, is entitled Pranks, Fat Kids, and The Wobble:


So not only did we get a girl to do a video with us, but we got her to do two! We were very excited for this video to premier because of our nifty new intro. We felt we finally had our editing down, and the story was starting to make sense in our minds.


These three videos, and all the other ones we ever made, still haunt me. I hate them. I hate the memory of making them. Their continued existence is an everlasting thorn in my side. I can't see how anyone could enjoy these. Frankly, if you do then you're wrong. They continue to serve as a reminder of the terrible things that happen when you get too ambitious, and I sincerely apologize to anyone that has ever watched one of these.

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