As most of America is well aware, Donald Trump is running for President of our great nation. I can't say if Donny boy would be a good leader (he wouldn't) but I'm sure he wants to gain favor with the younger generation of Americans. He made this really great, very special, and expen$ive Christmas mix tape CD. Here's a teaser of what's to come with a list of the titles! Enjoy (or else you'll end up in the foundations of the next Trump Tower)!
1. All I Want for Christmas is Glue. (for my toupee)
2. I'll be home (in the French Riviera) for Christmas.
3. Santa Claus is Coming to Trump Tower.
4. Ivanka Baby feat. Ivanka Trump.
5. Obama Got Run Over by a Reindeer.
6. I Wish You a Hairy Christmas.
7. White Christmas.