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Why Being Vertically Challenged Isn't Challenging

"God only let's things grow until they are perfect."

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It's true what they say, "Good things come in small packages." If you're 5'3 or under, life on the short side can be a little difficult. Growing up, we put up with a lot of jokes about our height. Most tall people think it's rough; however, there are more perks than problems with being the "short friend". Here are 15 reasons why being vertically challenged actually isn't such a challenge.

1. We are very resourseful.

Because we have a hard time reaching objects that are stored up a little higher, we have learned to make a stepping stool out of anything: kitchen counters, chairs, buggies, tables, etc.

2. We never have to worry about having a boyfriend who is shorter than us.

In my few years of dating, I don't think I've ever looked at a man and said, "He's too short."

3. We stay in good shape trying to keep up with everyone else.

One average person's steps equals three of our steps. It's a workout, people!

4. When shopping, we never have to worry about pants being too short.

Pants can always be hemmed, but length can't be added.

5. We are very portable.

Rather you want to throw us in the middle seat or hide us in a suitcase, we never are cramped or uncomfortable when taking a trip.

6. We will always look young.

Sure, when you're in your early 20s being mistaken for 15, it stinks. But when we are 40 and still getting I.Ded, that's when we will be thankful.

7. We don't tower over people while wearing heels.

Wearing heels actually allows us to blend in better with the crowd. In heels, we are about average height... OK, maybe a little shorter.

8. We never have to worry about hitting our head.

"Duck! Oh, wait."

9. We are always front and center of every picture.

You'll always be able to see our beautiful faces in a picture! "Short people in the front!"


10. Clothes are a lot cheaper.

Shopping's a lot cheaper when shirts second as dresses and shoes are children's size.

11. We are professionals at hide-and-seek.

Don't want to be called on in class? Easy. Want to sneak away from an awkward conversation? Done.

12. We can fall asleep anywhere.

We can cuddle up on couches, loveseats, chairs, backseat of cars, etc. You name it, we can turn it into a bed.

13. We are automatically cute.

Let's face it, the baby face can fool anyone.

14. Many suggest that shorter people live longer.

...And science doesn't lie!

15. We never stop looking up!

Literally and figuratively.

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