Las Vegas. The city that truly never sleeps, and where, supposedly, your drunken indiscretions stay. It's like an adult Disney World on steroids, and a place where you can go from 0-100 real quick (or the opposite).
There a few stages of Vegas that everyone goes through, and thankfully we have Sponebob to demonstrate;
1. Finally getting to your hotel.
2. Getting ready for that first night out.
3. When the sun starts to come up.
4. Realizing how much money you spent on drunchies the night before.
5. Rallying to get to the pool.
6. The sweet release of a mid-afternoon nap.
7. Waking up from said nap.
8. Getting ready to go out again.
9. That bathroom pep-talk you have to give yourself.
10. Realizing that you'd rather be back in bed.
11. Finally going to sleep.
12. Fighting the hangover to get up and race to check out.
13. When you get home and you can finally die in peace.
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