Vaseline, the strongest moisturizer to bust dry skin, is the best thing since sliced bread. My mom's obsession has been passed down to me ever since she started using the gentle skin therapy on my precious newborn baby skin. Skin is our largest organ of the human body and must be taken care of as such! I remember watching my mom spend our nights smearing pounds of vaseline on her winter-dry hands to ensure baby soft hands in the morning.

I've been hooked since then.

1. How cute are these baby Vaselines?!

Portable Vaseline! My dream come true.

2. The excitement when Vaseline Intense Care Body Lotion came out

My roommate showed me this scrumptious smelling lotion—Cocoa Radiant body lotion—and, I swear, your skin not only glows, but you want to lick it off it smells so good. Don't judge me until you've used it.

3. The tinted lip is literally the only lip balm I'll ever use

Sorry, Kylie, but your lip kit isn't for me. I'm more than fulfilled with my Vaseline rosy lips.

4. The plethora of uses

It's a miracle worker for almost anything! I swear it's magic. Vaseline's use is more valuable than just what it's advertised for.

5. Vaseline + SPF = mindblown

Yes, you heard it right! There are Vaseline products with SPF! Skincare, here I come!

6. How much Vaseline would it take to fill a bathtub?

Just asking for a friend.

7. Profession: Vaseline hoarder

Hi, my name is Jennifer Kustanovich and I have bottles of Vaseline in my car, under my bed, in my pocket, in my bag, and by this time I wouldn't be surprised if bottles fall out as I walk by.

8. I've consumed a ton of it. Will I die?

Okay, but what is Vaseline? Petroleum jelly doesn't sound like something I want to rub all over myself, but yet I do it anyway. Any doctors or pre-med students to help me with this dilemma? I don't want to end up on TLC's "My Strange Addictions" where my friends drag me to a doctor who tells me that I've been licking, eating, and slathering poison.

For your information, I don't eat the product; but when it's on my lips all day, it's bound to be unintentionally ingested.

10. Jennifer Aniston has the same obsession

Jennifer Aniston. Need I say more? Her porcelain wrinkle-free face is all due to the works of Vaseline.

11. Beauty insider tip: Vaseline is natural mascara

Beyonce is even behind this trick: spread a dollop of the magic on your lashes in the morning/night and watch the sorcery for yourself.