I hope that everyone had a very pleasant Valentine's Day! I know I sure did. That's why it is with the greatest pleasure that I share with you a video recapping my extremely exciting Day of Love.
I created this video with the lowest of budgets and highest of spirits, and I hope that by making a complete fool of myself, you will feel better about yourself, and say, "Hey, well at least I'm not her!"
I'm kidding. Well, sort of. Anyway, I hope that this video makes you smile, that you had a wonderful Valentine's Day, and that my horrible singing doesn't permanently damage your eardrums.
P.S. Here are my lyrics to "Just the One of Us" (A parody of Bill Withers' "Just the Two of Us"):
Lyrics:
Verse 1
It is February fourteenth
And you know just what that means
It is the day for love so true.
Valentine’s Day is here
My favorite day of the year
Cause I get to spend it with you (Holds/Looks into up mirror)
Chorus:
Just the one of us
I promised this year I wouldn’t cry
Just the one of us
Just the one of us
Alone is how I will die
Just the one of us
Me, myself, and I
Verse 2:
What does love even mean?
So tired of all the couples I’ve seen
But I won’t yet admit defeat.
Good things come to those who wait
But 18 years just feels so late
If all fails I’ll buy myself some sweets.
Chorus:
Just the one of us
I promised this year I wouldn’t cry
Just the one of us
Just the one of us
Alone is how I will die
Just the one of us
Me, myself, and I
Verse 3:
It is February fourteenth
It’s not as lonely as it seems
I have nothing to fear.
Who am I kidding, this is sad
I’ve disappointed mom and dad,
I’ll hope for better luck next year.
Chorus:
Just the one of us
I promised this year I wouldn’t cry
Just the one of us
Just the one of us
Alone is how I will die
Just the one of us
Me, myself, and I.
