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25 Quotes From The Movie 'Valentine's Day' That You Need To Hear This February

8. "When you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? Or do you want her to just know."

Hannah Feeney

Feb 13, 2019

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1. "My closest relationship is with my Blackberry, thank God it vibrates!"

2. "There you have it, folks. Young love. Full of promise, full of hope, ignorant of reality."

3. "To some people, love doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people."

4. "When you love someone, you love all of them, not just the good things but the bad things too. The things you find lovable and the things you don't."

5. "I'm sorry, it's just that...I'm from Muncie, Indiana. The craziest thing I ever did was...leave Muncie, Indiana!"

6. "Look, I'm 52, and I wear a bright blue shirt to work. Please don't make me madder than I am."

7. "This girl, she is great! She's like...sunshine. Everything is better when she's there. I can't stand the idea of some jerk hurting her, I just can't. I can't."

8. "When you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? Or do you want her to just know."

9. "Listen, I'm a player. But I shut down my playerness from New Years to St. Patty's Day just so I can avoid this day."

10. "Love is the only shocking act left on the planet."

11. "You don't step in love, you fall in. Head over heels."

12. "How did you and your wife get it so right?" "Easy, I married my best friend!"

13. "I wanted to tell you the truth!" "Unfortunately, the truth makes everything else seem like a lie."

14. "Do you know who has always been there for me? My best friend, candy."

15. "Just because your parents had a bad divorce doesn't mean you're going to have a bad divorce. They're not hereditary, it's not like contagious."

16. "If you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her."

17. "I need happy, I need romantic, I need love, and I need it from you." "You need Jesus."

18. "Apparently everyone and their mother felt that way, but nobody had the guts to tell me. And now, I'm left with some stupid ring and an empty closet and an ache in my gut the size of Texas because nobody told me."

19. "The minute you walk through that door, nothing else is going to matter."

20. "What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue."

21. "No, I'm not retiring. I'm gay and I'm gunna play."

22. "Tonight, the chef is featuring a dish that he likes to call the lying, stinking pig."

23. "I guess I thought that if we had this amazing thing connecting us, it'd make it easier somehow."

24. "Would they want me to be the one that loves them?" "I would..."

25. "You traveled so far for a few hours. I think you should spend every possible second with this guy."

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25 Quotes From The Movie 'Valentine's Day' That You Need To Hear This February

8. "When you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? Or do you want her to just know."

In This Article:

1. "My closest relationship is with my Blackberry, thank God it vibrates!"

2. "There you have it, folks. Young love. Full of promise, full of hope, ignorant of reality."

3. "To some people, love doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people."

4. "When you love someone, you love all of them, not just the good things but the bad things too. The things you find lovable and the things you don't."

5. "I'm sorry, it's just that...I'm from Muncie, Indiana. The craziest thing I ever did was...leave Muncie, Indiana!"

6. "Look, I'm 52, and I wear a bright blue shirt to work. Please don't make me madder than I am."

7. "This girl, she is great! She's like...sunshine. Everything is better when she's there. I can't stand the idea of some jerk hurting her, I just can't. I can't."

8. "When you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? Or do you want her to just know."

9. "Listen, I'm a player. But I shut down my playerness from New Years to St. Patty's Day just so I can avoid this day."

10. "Love is the only shocking act left on the planet."

11. "You don't step in love, you fall in. Head over heels."

12. "How did you and your wife get it so right?" "Easy, I married my best friend!"

13. "I wanted to tell you the truth!" "Unfortunately, the truth makes everything else seem like a lie."

14. "Do you know who has always been there for me? My best friend, candy."

15. "Just because your parents had a bad divorce doesn't mean you're going to have a bad divorce. They're not hereditary, it's not like contagious."

16. "If you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her."

17. "I need happy, I need romantic, I need love, and I need it from you." "You need Jesus."

18. "Apparently everyone and their mother felt that way, but nobody had the guts to tell me. And now, I'm left with some stupid ring and an empty closet and an ache in my gut the size of Texas because nobody told me."

19. "The minute you walk through that door, nothing else is going to matter."

20. "What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue."

21. "No, I'm not retiring. I'm gay and I'm gunna play."

22. "Tonight, the chef is featuring a dish that he likes to call the lying, stinking pig."

23. "I guess I thought that if we had this amazing thing connecting us, it'd make it easier somehow."

24. "Would they want me to be the one that loves them?" "I would..."

25. "You traveled so far for a few hours. I think you should spend every possible second with this guy."

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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