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25 Quotes From The Movie 'Valentine's Day' That You Need To Hear This February

8. "When you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? Or do you want her to just know."

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Although the movie "Valentine's Day" came out in 2010, it's still a romantic comedy for the ages. It has all of the big names: Bradley Cooper, Anne Hathaway, Julia Roberts, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Garner, Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Biel, Emma Roberts, Jaimee Fox, Taylor Lautner, Patrick Dempsey, etc.

Here are my top 25 favorite quotes from the movie that are essential to getting through this Valentine's Day season:

1. "My closest relationship is with my Blackberry, thank God it vibrates!"

2. "There you have it, folks. Young love. Full of promise, full of hope, ignorant of reality."

3. "To some people, love doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people."

4. "When you love someone, you love all of them, not just the good things but the bad things too. The things you find lovable and the things you don't."

5. "I'm sorry, it's just that...I'm from Muncie, Indiana. The craziest thing I ever did was...leave Muncie, Indiana!"

6. "Look, I'm 52, and I wear a bright blue shirt to work. Please don't make me madder than I am."

7. "This girl, she is great! She's like...sunshine. Everything is better when she's there. I can't stand the idea of some jerk hurting her, I just can't. I can't."

8. "When you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? Or do you want her to just know."

9. "Listen, I'm a player. But I shut down my playerness from New Years to St. Patty's Day just so I can avoid this day."

10. "Love is the only shocking act left on the planet."

11. "You don't step in love, you fall in. Head over heels."

12. "How did you and your wife get it so right?" "Easy, I married my best friend!"

13. "I wanted to tell you the truth!" "Unfortunately, the truth makes everything else seem like a lie."

14. "Do you know who has always been there for me? My best friend, candy."

15. "Just because your parents had a bad divorce doesn't mean you're going to have a bad divorce. They're not hereditary, it's not like contagious."

16. "If you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her."

17. "I need happy, I need romantic, I need love, and I need it from you." "You need Jesus."

18. "Apparently everyone and their mother felt that way, but nobody had the guts to tell me. And now, I'm left with some stupid ring and an empty closet and an ache in my gut the size of Texas because nobody told me."

19. "The minute you walk through that door, nothing else is going to matter."

20. "What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue."

21. "No, I'm not retiring. I'm gay and I'm gunna play."

22. "Tonight, the chef is featuring a dish that he likes to call the lying, stinking pig."

23. "I guess I thought that if we had this amazing thing connecting us, it'd make it easier somehow."

24. "Would they want me to be the one that loves them?" "I would..."

25. "You traveled so far for a few hours. I think you should spend every possible second with this guy."

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