Two hours of looking;
I just can't find a good gift
So you get chocolates
Where should we go eat?
I hear the Olive Garden
has endless breadsticks.
You know what's good too?
A big ol' tub of ice cream
and a warm blanket.
For the love of God
don't get me one of those cards
that sings when opened.
Holidays like these
really let you empathize
with restaurant staff.
Does true love exist?
Let's consult an oracle:
A quiz by Buzzfeed
How many candies
can I cram down my mouth hole
before I get ill?
It won't be long 'till
Hallmark's Valentine's money
takes over the world
I'm very bad with
expressing my emotions,
so here's a fun meme.
Two glasses of wine
filled all the way to the brim;
they are both for me
