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Valentines Day Cards You Should Use

"Hey girl, do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe?"

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Valentines Day Cards You Should Use

1. I love you just the way I am

2. I said, HEY! What's going on, Valentine?

3. Naturally, I select you

4. The sports, the motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, mastoids, dweebies, dickheads - They all adore you, they think you're a righteous dude.

5. You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions.

6. To do list: You

7. This valentines day I'm gonna touch your butt

8. You barack my world

9. I like you more than Kanye likes Kanye

10. I wouldn't deport you

11. Be mein

12. Help, I've fallen for you and I can't get up

13. You're the hottest pocket

14. I want to nail you

15. You caged my heart

16. Tonight this Han doesn't wanna fly solo

17. Yoda one for me

18. Yippee banakato! Narbo bazedddd

19. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar I wanna go down on you

20. If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus FINE

21. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on top of you is how I'll be spendin' most of today

22. Everything is blue, everything is grey, you got me feelin' some type of way

23. Baby you make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti

24. You be the ship and I'll be the iceberg hitting on you

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