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Valentine's Day As Told By Spongebob

I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.

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It’s that time of the year again when heart-shaped boxes of assorted chocolate line the shelves at every store imaginable and there's seems to be no escape from the color red. If this was a game of hide-n-seek and you were the seeker, you would win every round.

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No matter what, you will hear these 3 words at least once...

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You may even go out of your way just to not hear them.

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SO. MUCH.CHOCOLATE.

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...CHOCOLATE

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And MORE CHOCOLATE!

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If you’re in a relationship, figuring out what to get your significant other can be a tough decision. Should you buy them a gift, or make something?


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If you decide you give them a handmade gift, you hope that they’ll see the time and thought you put into it.


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Deciding what restaurant to go to is an intricate process.

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...mostly because you know that whatever one you choose will be PACKED like sardines.

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Once you finally sit down at a restaurant, you're afraid that they'll forget about you.

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Prior to dinner, you spend way longer getting ready than you’re proud to admit. Good hygiene is the name of the game!

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…but you have a fantastic end result if you do say so yourself!

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And if your friend is the one going out to celebrate and you’re stuck at home alone...

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You're pretty unamused the entire day.

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Scrolling through your Facebook and Instagram newsfeed like…

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...and...

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...thinking to yourself....

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And in that moment, you decide to order a pizza because pizza will never let you down.

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If you're in a relationship, despite any complications leading up to the day, you fall asleep with a smile on your face knowing you got to spend it with the one you love.


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In all actuality, February 14th is just another day out of the year. If you have plans for Valentine's Day, have fun! If not, remember: contrary to popular belief, you don't need a significant other to be happy! :)

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