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How To Get A Valentine, As Told By Phyllis From 'The Office'

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How To Get A Valentine, As Told By Phyllis From 'The Office'
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It's that dreadful time of the year when everyone is frantic to find love over a Hallmark holiday. Valentine’s day is a great way to be romantic and celebrate love, but it does not make anyone less of a person if they are going to be spending the day single, eating lots of chocolate.

However, if you ARE trying to find that perfect Valentine there is no better role model than the absolutely stunning Phyllis Smith from NBC’s hit comedy series, "The Office."

Cut out all the people in your life you don’t want to be your valentine.

Look around for people you want to be your Valentine and see how many you find.


Eliminate the better-looking people trying to take your Valentine.

When someone younger and cooler than you tries to talk to your valentine.


Pretending you are unavailable in hopes of making people want what they can’t have.

Tell your crush a fun fact about yourself.

Cheer yourself up when finding that Valentine seems impossible.

Give a sexy look to the lucky bachelors you have decided are worthy to be your valentine.

Stay cool if your valentine actually asks you out on a date.

Try to use an attractive and steamy pick-up line.


Try to change up your wardrobe or wear a different color if the right people aren’t noticing you.

Trying to be attractive when your Valentine asks if you can do them a favor.

Getting sad and feeling insecure when your Valentine bails on you at the last second.

Getting sentimental and realizing you may never find your valentine.

Dance it out because you are the only person you need in your life.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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