Dirty T:

What everyone calls Tucson. If you have been here you fully understand the name because it is all-around dirty. I can’t wait to be reunited with all my besties in the Dirty T and start senior year.

Bear Down:

A very short summary: years ago John Byrd “Button” Salmon, the student body president at the U of A, was in a car accident and said to the coach at the time, J.F. “Pop” McKale, to tell them team to “bear down.” #Beardown

The Mall:

The giant green patch in the middle of campus; commonly hosts people with aggressive signs, tents full of people trying to make you sign up for something, giant bouncy houses and other random activities. I was walking across the mall and I stopped to go on the slip and slide.

UAWIFI:

The most unreliable Wi-Fi you will ever encounter. I was in the middle of an important quiz when UAWIFI stopped working.

Red Dot:

The sign that appears on D2L to let you know you have either failed or succeeded. *Signs on to D2L, clicks on the red dot* Aw I got a 64% on the test.

Shibboleth Error:

Still trying to figure out what exactly it is. Every time I try to sign on to UAccess it says Shibboleth Error.

Dayge:

Day + rage = dayge. Are you going to the dayge on Saturday?

Eegees:

A place with flavored frozen ice that happens to be at every event you ever attend. Apparently they also have sandwiches and hot dogs. I’ve never actually been to Eegees but I had the frozen ice at the event last weekend.

Nado:

Coronado, aka, the party dorm. I lived in Nado freshmen year and it was the best time of my life.

AzSo:

Arizona Sonora, the dorm second to Coronado. I lived in AzSo my freshmen year and it was fun but I wish I lived in Nado.

Highland:

Pretty much where the rest of the dorms are. I lived on Highland my freshmen year but I wish I lived in Nado.

Highland Burrito

The best thing to eat after midnight and the cause of the freshmen fifteen. You can get a burrito at Highland Market which is open 24/7. I gained 15 pounds freshmen year because I had a Highland Burrito every time I was drunk.

Monsoon:

This weather thing that makes it pour rain and flood the streets of Tucson while also maintaining a warm temperature. During monsoon season I usually have to take my shoes off at the cross the street to get to class because it is so flooded.

ZonaZoo:

The best student section in the country where you see people in all sorts of costumes and body paint. ZonaZoo stays the whole game (sometimes).

Dead Day Eve:

U of A’s favorite holiday. The night before Dead Day where students go out and then feel dead the next day, hence the name. I understand why they called it Dead Day, I feel dead right now and I can’t study.

Wilbur and Wilma:

The wildcat mascots that are married. Wilbur and Wilma performed such a cute routine at the game.

Ben’s:

Gentle Ben’s, a restaurant with the best chicken tenders of your life that turns into a bar at night. The place to be on Tuesdays. I waited at Ben’s at 10am and still didn’t get a wristband for tonight.

Bag’s:

Dirtbag’s, the place to be on the weekend. I’ll see you at Bags tonight, right?

Frogs:

Frog & Firkin, often pronounced Frog & Frickin because people pretend that’s what it’s really called. Great restaurant/bar for beer, day games, and just day drinking in general. The game is at 7pm so let’s get to Frogs around 10am.

Bursur:

At the beginning of each semester the bookstore allows you to charge whatever you want to your Arizona account so your parents can pay for it instead. I bursured new Beats and told my parents I got my books.

Old Main:

Where people take their senior pictures. Also, the oldest building on campus. I want a picture in the fountain at Old Main before I graduate.

ASU:

The enemy. ASU sucks.

University of Arizona:

The best school in the nation.People who don’t go there: I wish I went to the University of Arizona. People who do go there: Going to the University of Arizona was the best decision I have made in my life.