There are a lot of things on TV these days. There are those shows that you only watch when there is nothing else on, and there are those shows that you obsessively follow. But apart from all of these shows, one shines bright among them, and that show is New Girl.
If you don't watch New Girl, then... I have no respect for you, and I don't want you reading my article. JK. But, seriously, if you don't watch this delightful show, watch it now. The first two seasons are on Netflix and are totally worth the time.
If you do watch New Girl (Hi, my name is Lindy, and I already feel like we are friends), then you know how many hunky, hilarious and charming men grace this show. In the words of Jessica Day, "mother may I...Hub-a-bubba... and momma likes". Seriously, these men are hot, and I am sure there is one guy on the show who you have fantasized yourself dating and marrying and all that other romance-y stuff with. But, maybe that New Girl guy you pine over really isn't for you.
Check out my guide to new girl men below and find out which beaux is for you.
For the Free-Spirited Girl...
Your ideal New Girl match is without a doubt Nick Miller. Nick is the ruggedly handsome and hilarious character of the show. Only a girl who goes-with-the-flow could put up with Nick because he doesn't have much ambition, comes up with some crazy (but awesome) ideas, and isn't going to dote on you or treat you like a princess all the time. If you can't handle an easy-going relationship, then Nick Miller is not your guy, but if you can accept and love people as they are, then Nick may just be the dream boat you've been waiting for. (PS I wish I could be this easy-going girl because I love Nick so much.)
For the confident/cocky girl...
There is only one man who would put up with how much you love yourself, and that is Schmidt. Schmidt is the suave, some-what girly, vain and shallow, but also lovable guy on New Girl. Oh, and did I mention he is friggin hilarious?? Schmidt loves to think about Schmidt--Schmidt's abs, Schmidt's job, Schmidt's kimono, Schmidt's fancy suits, and all other things Schmidt. So, only a girl as self-oriented as Schmidt could put up with Schmidt. You are confident enough to put Schmidt in his place when he needs to add a $20 to the douche-bag jar, and you balance out his ego by being the hot and confident girl that Schmidt needs on his arm.
For the total weirdo...
You may seem normal to the average by-stander, but all your true friends know you are some kind of freak. If this rings true to you, you and Winston Bishop (or more affectionately referred to as Winnie the Bish) are a match made in heaven. You both may spout out jokes that no one thinks is funny, have weirdly close friendships with your cat, and have zero moves when it comes to the romance department, but that is what makes people love to be around you. You guys are both genuine weirdos, and it's great.
For the girl next door...
If you are an all-american, sports-loving, athletic and normal girl, than you and Coach are an ideal match. Although Coach has recently been showing us his more eclectic and strange side, Coach will typically be found with the girl who is normal and universally pretty. You enjoy some pretty basic-betch things like fitness, partying and your boyfriend. You are nice dose of ordinary, and you and Coach would make a very pretty couple.
For those who don't fit these types...
Don't see yourself in any of these people described above? Well don't fret because I have got one smokin' New Girl guy for you. **Drumroll**
TRAN. Tran is a mentor, a spiritual leader, and a greater listener. So ladies you can always go with the mild-mannered guy that is Tran when all else fails.
Even though that last one was a bit of a joke, hopefully you have finally realized which New Girl hunk you should really be lusting over. Now, enjoy the best of New Girl GIFs I have assembled below, and fall more in love with your perfect match.
