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5 Unwritten Office Rules To Know Before You Start Your Job

What's not mentioned in the employee handbook.

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5 Unwritten Office Rules To Know Before You Start Your Job
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  • YOUR BOSS IS NOT YOUR BFF Would you believe it if I told you it's detrimental to befriend your boss? Don't get caught up in the connection and fuse a friendship outside "professional perimeters." Discover a way to bond with boundaries.
  • BREAK OUT YOUR VINTAGE VERA BRADLEY LUNCH BOX There's no reason to drop stacks on lackluster cafeteria food. Lunch is an opportunity to step away from a rough day at the office, so it's foolish to misuse your well-earned and deserved paycheck. A bi-weekly Trader Joe's run is far more cost efficient.
  • KEEP MUM It's utterly unprofessional to shout your 411 from the rooftop whilst on the clock. Go ahead and enlighten your Twitter followers, but your coworkers aren't amused with your perpetual sob stories. Instead, they will take advantage of your out-of-office distractions for their professional benefit--ulterior motives come with the territory of the workplace. Likewise, it's imperative to deny your coworker's Facebook friend request. Research their LinkedIn, not their relationship status. Additionally, avoid Tinder at all costs. Spare yourself the shame... Gaaaaawd forbid you swipe right.
  • ZIP YOUR LIPS Coworker is not synonymous with confidant. Therefore, think before you speak. If you wouldn't directly relay your sentiment to HR, don't belt it out in the break room. Likewise, happy hour gossip does not stay at happy hour.
  • BEWARE OF THE SCANDALMONGER The office busybody is a certified beyotch. She inserts herself in everyone's business like it's her job- did she mention her scuttlebutt expertise on her resume? Catch her in the break room, mid chit-chat with the office coffee addicts. In spite of her surroundings, she fuels up on gossip, not caffeine.
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