How To Not Kill Your Spouse During Covid-19 | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Relationships

How To Not Kill Your Spouse During Covid-19

It's until death do us part for a reason... right?

47
https://unsplash.com/photos/eDif4JGhYes
Photo by Adam Griffith on Unsplash

For the record, I am not going to kill my sweet husband.When you are in close quarters with the ones you love, things can get a little tight. Whether if you are together by law or lease, there will be times that you want to either kill or escape one another. I don't care if you are in a homosexual or heterosexual situation being with someone nonstop could put a damper on your relationship. There are some that thoroughly enjoy each others company 24/7 and those people are lucky people. There are ways to get around wanting space from one another because the number one tip is to go into another space.

Go claim a spot in the house and don't move from there until you miss the other person or people. If you are living with roommates, go to your room and don't leave until you miss human contact. If you live by yourself, then you don't have to worry about it. If you are living with your spouse, one could go in the bedroom while the other stays in the living room. You should not interact with each other unless its to make each other laugh. Comedy is a great buffer when one wants to escape from murder.

A great way to escape the house during a stay-at-home order from the government is to take turns going to the grocery store. When living with roommates, this is the time to become at home master chiefs because of the downtime. If someone in the house is an essential worker, its a great way to go visit and escape the blood bath that is about to occur in the household. If it's the roommate that no one likes...target practice anyone? All jokes aside, this is the time to learn new hobbies. Who knows, you could be the world's best souffle maker and you don't even know it.

On the subject of leaving the house separately, one does not need to leave the house to just go to the grocery store. One could go out for a walk. Most of us are hermits that love to stay indoors with no sunshine. It is okay to go outside and get some vitamin D because that helps with things that most of us suffer from such as depression and anxiety. I am not saying that it is the cure but I will admit that it helps me.

The most important tip of all is to PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING. If someone in your house has a 6 foot pole or object, it would be a good idea to poke each other if they get too close and that counts when anyone is going outside. Maybe get one of those giant plastic bubbles when going outside if you have the money to spend when not having a job.

While this is a slightly sarcastic article and it is sad that I have to put this in there for the Barbara's and Karen's out there that will take this article seriously. All in all, please stay safe and WASH YOUR HANDS.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

10 Things To Know About The First Semester Of College

10 things that most incoming college freshmen have no idea about.

12
campus
Pexels

Starting college is pretty scary and fun at the same time. You are free of your parents(in most cases) but this is the first time you have no idea what the heck is going on. Here are 10 things you may want to know going into your first semester.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The Daily Struggles of Being a College Commuter

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

738
The Daily Struggles of Being a College Commuter
morethanwheels

I've been in college for four years now. I spent half my time as a commuter and half as a resident so I've experienced both sides of the housing spectrum. One thing I've learned comparing the two is that my struggles as a commuter far outweigh anything I went through while living on campus. Commuters have to deal with the problems school brings along with a slew of other issues; I've filled up my gas tank in the worst kind of weather conditions and napped in random places in public more times than I'm proud to say of. This is a list of some of the most challenging aspects of being a commuter.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

15 Times Michael Scott's Life Was Worse Than Your Life

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

3497
Michael Scott
NBC

Most of the time, the world's (self-proclaimed) greatest boss is just that, the greatest. I mean, come on, he's Michael Freakin' Scott after all! But every once in a while, his life hits a bit of a speed bump. (or he actually hits Meredith...) So if you personally are struggling through a hard time, you know what they say: misery loves company! Here are 15 times Michael Scott's life was worse than your life:

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

12 Midnight NYE: Fun Ideas!

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

17722
Friends celebrating the New Years!
StableDiffusion

When the clock strikes twelve midnight on New Year's Eve, do you ever find yourself lost regarding what to do during that big moment? It's a very important moment. It is the first moment of the New Year, doesn't it seem like you should be doing something grand, something meaningful, something spontaneous? Sure, many decide to spend the moment on the lips of another, but what good is that? Take a look at these other suggestions on how to ring in the New Year that are much more spectacular and exciting than a simple little kiss.

Keep Reading...Show less
piano
Digital Trends

I am very serious about the Christmas season. It's one of my favorite things, and I love it all from gift-giving to baking to the decorations, but I especially love Christmas music. Here are 11 songs you should consider adding to your Christmas playlists.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments