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If University of Idaho Sororities As Celebrities

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If University of Idaho Sororities As Celebrities
Ellen DeGeneres

There are local celebrities like the one Indian lady at the perch we all know (and buy fries/cigs from) and then there are celebrities like Ellen. Here's a list of University of Idaho Sororities with a celebrity to match.

Kappa Kappa Gamma: Kate Valentine

Previous Co-founder and namesake of Kate Spade, let's be real #dreams, she is the equivalent of everything you want to be. Did I mention she actually was a Kappa? Her company sold from Nieman Marcus Group for $124 Million in 2006 by Liz Claiborne, Inc now known as Kate Spade & Co. After leaving she did philanthropic work while raising a daughter. Then changed her surname to Valentine -a family moniker that is also a part of the Spades’ newest venture, Frances Valentine -an architecturally driven and modernist accessories line.

Pi Beta Phi: Jenna Dewan Tatum

Actually a sister angel, how could I not pick her!? She totally has a Sosa vibe, not to mention is married to... this.

Delta Gamma: Ann Coulter

She may be pretty conservative, but who could frown upon that in the state of Idaho? She attended Cornell University was a DG, helped found the Cornell Review, and graduated cum laude with B.A. in history. I wonder what else you did Ann...

Kappa Delta: Emma Watson

She may not have been a previous Kappa Delta but who cares? She's sexy, a feminist, and Hermoine fucking Granger. I bet she totally would rock shamrock soccer.

Gamma Phi Beta: Kristin Chenoweth

Over the moon and back again Gamma Phi would stick their sisterhood with their sorority sis Kristin Chenoweth. She is an amazing actress, singer, and she knows what's up (your G.P.A).

Delta Zeta: Brittney Spears

She may not have turtle tugged but B could definitely be a DZ. She knows all about building an empire and is a pop force to be reckoned with. Sorry bout it.


Kappa Alpha Theta: Sheryl Crow

Totally a Theta, I could definitely see her rocking the Casa with her sissies. Who wouldn't want this country star? Too bad she's already a kite for life.

Alpha Phi: Beyonce

She may not be an Alpha Phi, but it been rumored among the beyhive that her alter ego (Sasha Fierce) is characterized as being an Alpha Phi (a personal friend of hers was an Alpha Phi and potentially the source of this information). Does anyone remember a certain big little reveal?


Delta Delta Delta: Elizabeth Banks

A sister that would make Poseidon proud...and laugh. How could you not want this acting comedic queen? Even she has had to hear the stupid word play joke that is completely not true and inappropriate.


Alpha Gamma Delta: Justin Bieber

He may not be a previous Alpha Gam, or a female like the other celebrities I picked, but who cares? He's a music sensation, and you know Dunbar would approve. Future/Forever Alpha Gam man?



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