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College Life, As Told By Patrick Star

Who knew a starfish could be so relatable?

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College Life, As Told By Patrick Star
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Spongebob is the life and breath of childhood memories. If he wasn't prevalent in your childhood, well, you're wrong. Just kidding. Not really. You probably just lived under a rock...anyway.

Sometimes college is really hard. Sometimes it is an amazing adventure. Sometimes acting like a goofy goober is all you can do to survive. No matter what your attitude is, there is always a Patrick reaction that sums up your collegiate feelings. And just like Patrick, you are always a star.

When you take a required class but you don't know anything about it


Final's Week



When you get locked out of your room


When someone gives you a ride


When your roommate has friends over


Trying to write a paper


When your class gets cancelled


When your roommate eats your food


Waking up for 8 a.m. classes


Going back home and eating free, delicious food


When your friend gives a presentation


Hanging out with your friends


When you forget an assignment


Going somewhere hoping that you'll see your crush


After studying


Or after pulling an all-nighter


Trying out new hairstyles/facial hair


Or going through that hippie phase


Changing your major


Gaining the freshman 15

Going home and changing into comfortable clothes:


And lastly, when the WiFi goes down


Who knew a starfish could be so relatable?


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