1. Your eyes are always itchy

2. Since your eyes are always itchy, that means that they're always red

No, I am not high.

3. You sneeze 40,000 times a day

4. If you don't take your allergy medicine, you might as well stay at home

5. And even if you do take your medicine, it doesn't cut it sometimes

6. When you see pollen everywhere, it is like a death sentence 

7. Rain is a gift from God because it washes the pollen away

8. Everyone is so happy that spring is here, but you are over it

9. You count down the days until everything stops blooming and your allergies will calm down

10. Puffy eyes? All the time

11. And you can forget about breathing through your nose 

because your nose is stuffed for about 3 months

12. Don't forget about the cough that lasts weeks 

13. You have tissues on deck 24/7