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Underrated: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend

Guys, It really isn't all on us.

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Underrated: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend

The psycho ex-girlfriend isn't usually something you would want to be called. The classic "Hi, I love my boyfriend. No we did not breakup, he is just mad at me." Well, sometimes, he actually did breakup with you.

I was talking with a co-worker about her relationship problems, and she told me a story when she went crazy on her boyfriend. I laughed because it sounded like something I did a few years ago.

I swore I wouldn't be that girl. Then my boyfriend broke up with me for "space" and dated someone else two weeks later. So obviously, I just assume that he is missing me terribly and is just trying to replace me, like he actually could. Looking back on my thought process and what I did, I literally laugh out loud at my naivety. But what's the fun in a story where he just broke up with you?

After telling me that he needed space and proceeded to find a new BAE of the day, I went complete crazy ex-girlfriend on him. I showed up at his house and confessed that I wasn't over him and I wanted him back. (Funny side note: He hid behind the couch when I first got there because he thought I was just trying to get him out in the Nerf War).

These guys really know what a girl wants and how to get her wrapped around their little pinky fingers. Little do they know the karma that awaits if they hurt us. I'm not some hardcore feminist or anything, I'm just saying you can't blame all the crazy on us. There's a reason we went rogue in the first place.

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